Chicken Dancer

I didn't know you had it I just find him smecxy. I appriciate the fact you love Yohan too! Especially his body, I'm dreamy eyed thinking of it...

lol u mad bro? A bit aye!

Your avatar upsets me.

woah woah woah, iheartthetoons. Your avatar!?!?!?!

A few people laughed at me at first as well! I mean I know the season is still young, but at the minute it is looking good.

I'll go a quid with you. Every goal Ba scores more than Carroll and I'll make it a quid a goal. You can give me a quid for every goal Carroll finishes ahead. (prem only) So far I owe you a quid and you owe me a fiver ?

Beats, nice

Pardew will start Shola in this like.

You also worship Ameobi. Do you become emotionally attached to all the players? The guy is awful. If we need squad depth we should be doing it with youngsters who have something to prove. I don't see how he is awful like, he was quality in the second half of the Championship season and has been unlucky with injuries. Comes in for a lot of stick after WBA away (very cowardly how he went off, mind), not a World beater but a good squad filler. Although, I agree for his own career he should probably move on. I'd be comfortable with Cabaye, Tiote, Abeid and Gosling as our Cental Midfielders.

My brother is 14 and he is about 5'1/2 maybe, and all his mates are the same Imagine someone like that in goal.

I honestly think they will draw on Sunday you know, I just have one of them feelings about a result. Everyone expecting them to get smashed and that.

Getting free tickets from Paddy Power for their next home game (Villa) if they place a £10 bet

I reckon that cheating bloke looks like a Mackem, just one of them faces. Like Micky Gray kinda thing.

He's class at pens but I still shit myself everytime he takes one .

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6057/406971472.jpg Yes, that's real. Jesus fucking Christ.

Hope some well off bastard buys them like.

We will probably be unchanged like, but if there is any changes i would probably be Santon in at Left Back with either Simpson/Raylor at Right Back. Can't see it though.

Mate. For one, why would we drop a winger to play Santon there? And two, if anyone is to be dropped for him (which is still up for debate due to the unbeaten start[don't get me wrong, I would play him]) it will be a full back. Playing him wide right or in the centre howay man.

From his own mouth he can play on the wing. Albeit this is a defensive tactic serving a certain purpose. It's a stupid "tactic." He's not a centre midfielder or a winger, he's a full back, which is where he should/would play.

Eh? Santon in midfield? Santon is a right-footed wide player who hasn't nailed down a position yet who has a reputed knack for man marking. The objective here is to stick him on Bale. Just don't see the sense in playing a 20 year old on his debut in a new league out of position. Instead of worrying about Bale we should give them something to worry about. Play Santon left back where he is meant to play, Jonas maybe on the Right to help tracking back with Marveaux on the left.

Eh? Santon in midfield?

Plain boring, especially with this Italian arsehole playing Gareth fucking Barry all the time. I actually rated him a few years ago when he was at Villa when they were flying, hate the bastard now. Also even though he's not in the squad, I think over the past 2/3 years Steven Gerrard has turned into absolute horse shit and should not be near the England starting 11. God knows who I would play, just not him. Maybe it's a personal grudge that I can't remember.

Didn't realise the game against Arsenal is on the box, thought they were kicking off about only one game being on before Christmas (Norwich). EDIT: of course at the hands of the Magedia, by the way.

Yina what they're like man. Probably scrape a 1-1 or something. Although it would keep Brewcey in the job longer!

Bit of a wait after the England game though Aye, I don't even spread my bets over Saturday/Sunday normally, but I think that's just amazing. Probably Sunderland who would fuck it up though.