Chicken Dancer

There was one point when he got the ball in the middle of the park and without even adjusting his body or looking, he just passed it over the top about 40 yards to Obertan on the wing. This lad is going to be some player for us.

Can't say I've seen him play much like, what's he like? I gather he can play on either side but is an attacking or defensive full back?

I did say a few weeks ago I was told we were in tolds with him. Colin eat your heart out son.

Born offside mind.

Just back in now, good result. Fucking wounded though, had a £5 on Best 2-0. Also had a £5 on him first goal, so not all bad.

Seems a genuine bloke, although a limited footballer. I'd keep him, can only improve surely? I like him. Just wish he wouldn't back off!

You are a :duff: Fair enough, glad he knows! Owl cunt.

We need some kind of chant aimed directly at this smug fucking owl like. Just so he knows it's not just Ashley that's hated. Anyone know what was said to him at Darlo? Like exact words.

I'm not a violent person, and I don't condone any form of violence at all, especially not involving football. But I would pan this fuckers head in. EDIT: and wouldn't stop until he admitted he was a cunt.

I'll go a quid with you. Every goal Ba scores more than Carroll and I'll make it a quid a goal. You can give me a quid for every goal Carroll finishes ahead. Haha, nah your alright. My luck Demba's knee will fall off on Sunday and Carroll will score a hatrick every week until May.

love your optimism! but did you watch him vs arsenal and scunny? Hope you're right Only two games into the season mate. Scored goals all his career, will do it here as well. Probably not helping playing with the likes of Shola, Lovenkrands and Best like. Then again he played with Carlton Cole last year...

come on man... What? By all accounts Carroll has been poor at Liverpool. As the season goes on, and when Gerrard is back can see him playing behind Suarez like he did with Torres a few years ago, with Kuyt and Downing on the wings, with Lucas and probably Henderson in midfield. Then there is Meireles who always seems to score. Edit: Forgot about Adam! Be him and Lucas probably in midfield.

This is nailed on to be a draw like, this lot always seem to get a result @SJP. Fancy Cabaye to score, 1-1.

I reckon he will outscore Carroll this season, if he stays fit like. Once he gets one I think he'll go on a decent little run. Hopefully it starts on Sunday .

Hate this cunt more than Ashley. A lot more in fact. Ashley seemed a decent enough bloke () when Mort was kicking about.

There'll be some kind of agreement on his silence I'd imagine.

Probably because he couldn't be guaranteed a first team place with Carroll, Suarez and even Kuyt. What the hell policy do Liverpool have anyway? Buy everyone, pay double their worth. Just so no one else can have them, more or less.

Watching it again, Vuckic is celebrating before Sammy has even shot. Is he human?

Apparently talks broke down two weeks ago with Santon, could restart of course.

Someone we havn't been linked with so far I reckon, somelike Gary Hooper or something.

It's good how Carver always makes sure the players appluad the fans at the end, nice touch.

I have a feeling he will stay like, he clearly doesn't want to go. Ashley and co want rid, but being the cunt he is, out of spite I can see Barton staying. Pardew will play him as well, he knows that.

Ahh I see, I used to work in the shops but got moved to Admin about a month ago. Much better like! On Ranger, that doesn't surprise me at all like.

Eh what Billy Hills ? I work for them muppets. One thing I noticed on Saturday, which I have been suspicious of for a while, is how fucking shit is Gyan? He reminds me of a shit Martins when we signed him. Didn't feel at all worried, wonder if he is actually out of Coloccini's pocket yet? Sessengon looked areet first half hour like.

looked very offside at the time- but apparently was tight. How I like my women.