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I'd like to see him partnered with Sissoko, Ayoze or Cabella ahead of the pair of them, Sammy and Aarons on the wings. Could be quite nice to have all that pace in different areas.

Probably been our best player, tbh

Well done ref. Taylor you complete cunt.

He winds me up so much. He's the first name on the team sheet totally laughable really. We could do either drive or creativity in that area and get jack "nothing" Colback Really don't understand Pardew's favouritism sometimes.

This is comfortably the longest 45 minutes ever.

He winds me up so much.

JESUS Sammy's face then

Oh fuck. Actually feel bad for Gabby.

Super quiet in the ground. Can hear all Pardew's fonts of knowledge though.

Colo you lucky fuck. Never, ever play across the goal ffs. Schoolboy shit.

Gabby did well there - I'm thinking Sissoko has gone down too easy there.

Yeah, he's horrendous.

Do like Sammy tbh

You and I say the same shit every matchday. We're definitely on the block list every match thread.

No, not really we are still suffering the likes of Colback and Obertan. Very true. I kinda saw Abeid and came too early. Sorry.

Fuck off has he picked that Has he finally woken up? Or is this like when he picks players - it fails and then he can go "told ya so" and revert instantly back to type.

Pretty much. I really wouldn't take much for Pardew to turn it around, if he wasn't so comically thick that is. It'll never happen because he's such an insane human, but I would love to see a team truly set up to win under him.

Just add this to the ongoing saga of Pardew's insanity. Clear as day how much better this lad is than Jack fucking Colback.

Thank fuck for that.

Can't believe Dummett starts over him.

Had most of the scalps. Yeah one off flukey wins are fucking brilliant over the course of a season you utter weapon. Christ alive I hate him.

Should be ahead of Goof this weekend. Be amazed if he starts of course.

Respect him more for shaving it off. He couldn't carry it. He scores 4 in his first 8 and that shit stays on. Poor guy.

Riv has gone from generic footballer's haircut to sensible office haircut. That confidence blow.

We're literally using all our luck up in one game here. Relegation confirmed.