Smal

Is there any other manager in the league that wouldn't have him starting every game for us? Even Allardyce and Pulis would start him.

Said it a couple of times but Delph would be a good investment. If we don't take him one of our competitors will and he'll be a very good player.

I like the idea of Pards being a cocaine addict.

He looks so ill. Good.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Bit harsh on Guthrie throwing him in with them imo. At least he could play a bit despite numerous shortcomings. He's a Championship player. Colback is a bang average Premier League midfielder. Is he? He often doesn't get in the mackems' midfield and they're bottom of the table.

Bit harsh on Guthrie throwing him in with them imo. At least he could play a bit despite numerous shortcomings.

In fairness he probably is a massive upgrade on Gosling. Says more about Gosling than anything though and we shouldn't settle for shite like Colback.

You can though, because he'll end up on the pitch ahead of better players.

Proper grim, this. Sounds like a Pardew signing.

Dunno if Giggs, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H8yqceC0Ww

Brown nosing Pardew again, basically. Infuriating.

Hey, you should be grateful to Mike* for this bank holiday. It's sunny as well. Cheers Mike, god bless you. *Ashley, obviously not NO Mike

I basically said well look we've not scored in 4 games, guess who set our last goal up? 'Yeah, but he doesn't work hard enough.' Are you f***ing kidding me man? I also told him that Pardew's a charlatan that's scared to play football and it's the best squad we've had in 10 years. I said a real manager with attacking intent would get the best out of our players. Somebody like, Keegan. He then told me that Keegan is a poor manager who had no respect from the players. I nearly f***ing raged at this point. His argument was that the Newcastle fans think they deserve to be in the Champions League. I disagreed. 'Where should we be then' He asked. I replied just a bit of fight and trying to play games with intent and who knows we might finish 5th again. 'Na, he says. 8th or 9th is our level.' Great belief there lads. Well done! You've got as high as our level. I'm sure Rodgers tells the Liveprool lads 4th is enough and they don't need to go for the title You got twitter Guv? Bang this out on there. He sounds an absolute dick head Aye, others need to read this shit.

The idea of Elliot, a genuinely fat premier league footballer, calling someone else lazy

There's not really anything to be gained from winning more this season. The more we get hammered the more everyone gets on Pardew's back, and that's the only way we're going to be rid of him.

Would much rather have Siem. From the way Pardew's been playing Luuk de Jong in midfield he's probably got them mixed up.

I know it's BoringMilner, but christ; Michael Owen is so ridiculously boring it's unreal. His last few tweets...

Personally think, talking relatively, that Osvaldo has been the worst signing of the season. Him or Cornerlius anyway. Throwing money away.

I'd argue Marshall's been better than Krul Without doubt he has this season.

Ah, look at Spurs getting rid of their obviously substandard manager after just a few months. Must be nice.

Daehli, Caulker, Redmond, Bassong and maybe James Morrison and Yacob from WBA. Don't know what Mulumbu's been like recently, but would've taken him a year or two ago. Not including Swansea.

Forgot to mention to blame the working class lack of intelligence.

Probably got to the point where I'm not bothered if he comes back. He'll just end up bailing Pardew out like he has most of the season.

The armband signifies he's been given the responsibility of leading the team ahead of any other player in the squad. Colo doesn't lead the team. Pardew's as much to blame as Colo for the lack of leadership by letting him have it.