Smal

Pretty sure it was Hull who set up Gouffran

Anita's been great today. Funny how he's always much better after a run in the team.

Huddlestone . Awful.

Dummett's about a year off being our best CB. He's been our best CB this season without doubt though.

Colo cba.

Colback is shit.

My word.

Should've played Cabella at centre back. He's about 6'2.

I was so excited about him when he signed for us, like. Thought he had potential to be one of the best centre backs in the league. Probably still does, tbh. Right club at the wrong time I guess.

Sell all our best players imo. Only way forward. But all is well. Siem de Jong scored for the reserves.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150127/yanga-mbiwa-triggers-roma-switch_2281670_4445210 Confirmed

Does it mean shell or vagina? I'm confused.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/newcastle-looking-to-sign-spanish-teenager-with-a-little-help-from-ayoze-perez-1-7073266 Could be something in this one.

Phil Neville

Surprised at that, mind. He can play at a significantly higher level than the current Villa side (soz brummie).

Awful defending

Can we not talk about it? Everytime we celebrate them going behind the worthless abomination fucking turns it round and wins.

Peter Lovenkrans would go for Frank De Boer Pasted from a Lee Ryder article incase you didn't realise.

I quite like the idea of playing Ayoze off Cissé so I hope we don't sell him, like.

Incidentally, found out that someone who was in my year at school (near Leeds) plays for Blyth and played against Birmingham. Couldn't even get in the school team a lot of the time .

Ian Culverhouse

I won't rest easy until Woodman's gone like. Insufferable bellend.

Iirc Henry's contract is worth £25m. Don't know over how long that is.

Most boring poster. Worst football poster.

That was some terrible officiating at the end there.