Smal

May be an exaggeration, that. Not really. If Morrisey was into buggering kids instead of men, you know fine well Joey would be on the first flight to Vietnam.

Worst kind of person

Good for us, that

Best is much, much better technically than Jason Roberts, man

Wish my dad liked football. He's from Sunderland as well

fucking hell

Liverpool about the last club I'd have wanted Sigurdsson to go to :anguish:

oh aye, forgot Ryder bums him. Makes it much better

Danny Simpson ‏@dannysimpson Bonjour lol Swap deal for Debuchy on the cards?

I was only really bothered about Ben Arfa actually going to the Euro's and making the squad for the sake of his happiness. Bonus if he doesn't play too much and stays injury free imo

Douglas is Brazilian. Would be surprised if he didn't come out with a few weird things

The window opens straight after the last game of the season in this country now, doesn't it?

circa £8m-12m I would've thought

Mulumbu is a very, very good player. No doubt I'll get shot down by some here, but we wouldn't be losing much if we replaced Tioté with him (should Tioté go that is, which I think is unlikely). He offers more going forward than Tioté as well, which is good for some of those home games where Tioté is less necessary.

Afellay would be a great signing for so many reasons. Can play as part of a front three or in midfield. Like Marveaux, I suppose. Can't see it happening though

Kalou is crap

Reckon it might be Clyne

Absolutely love Emre. Looking forward to getting to see him play a bit more often hopefully

Would be unreal if we got him. Starting to get my hopes up now

Last two tweets Cabaye's posted aren't real. Still gets people every time though

Have you actually tried singing that? It's quite difficult

Gutted we're not in for Sigurdsson at that price. He'll be one of the most productive players in the league next year for sure

I have socks that go over my football socks, but they don't have dots on. http://www.prodirectsoccer.com/Products/Pro-Direct-MetaSox-Football-Elite-Sport-Sock-Soccer-Sock-White-35299.aspx Matt Jarvis uses the same ones!

That's a different Asian

Has anything been said about Taylor making the provisional GB squad, btw?