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First time I think I've said I miss Dummett. That's how shite Rose looks.

Christ we are so lucky

Rose looks really dodgy.

My river doesnt have the fake sound. Loads of swearing

Alnwick really has got 5 games? Cant remember him ever. Gone 442, colback at left back. Darlow Krafth Cacapa Steven Taylor Colback Obertan Smith Butt Murphy Riviere Luuk De Jong

I don't know too much about Nagelsmann Allegri etc. I really hope it will not be one of those grumpy managers who wants to argue all the time and make it all about themselves like Conte or Mourinho. Top choice is Rafa by a mile for me, Pocchetino would be different but also something I'd be delighted with. I really hope they don't wait until the season is over though, a manager can make up his mind about a lot of the players and processes over 9 games, rather than coming in over a summer and straight into a new season. Get Bruce as far away as we can as soon as possible!

Mike Ashley looks like a really thick snake.

Who's cat is Ruffles, and why does the commentator keeps talking about him?

Jonaldo

Joelinton makes Shola look like Del Piero

Shortstaff such a liability in the wall

watching bruce there, reminded me of watching Ashley celebrating when we scored against Liverpool after he sacked Houghton.

Can we entice Peter Crouch out of retirement as well. We can become the new corner team.

Looks like every other full back we've signed since forever. Signed because the good ones cost money.

The plan is just completely gone. Hayden is our best player, playing on the right wing. Almiron running around the middle all alone. Then Joelinton is alone with the ball. Its the 2nd game of the season and we are already being outplayed by the newly promoted team comfortably

Joelinton looks slower than their centrebacks.

classic sissoko

They are going to get slammed here but I quite like this Norwich side. Entertaining game

Don't we just have to pay compensation, why would they agree to "compromise"?

The new manager was likely gonna stick him on the wing anyway.

Is that an idea for a banner?

Superman, Batman and the Rock

Christ we are offensively terrible without Perez and Almiron. Nobody around Rondon at all.

What is the point of having a referee in the studio? They all just cover up for each other every time. Also really wish Almiron would get his goal now. He seems to lack a little bit composure with his decision-making. Really good half from him anyway though.

Always was a clever player with the odd finish in Perez. What I used to hate about him was how he seemed both slower and weaker than every defender in the world, would almost always lose out. He is just bullying everyone now and playing like some sort of fancy-looking bulldozer. What a player he is becoming!