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I like how after diving which is his nature he goes "oh wow we don't actually need to waste time now so I'll just be honest abe and go ITS NOT A PENALTY GUYZZ". Could have just tried to do something positive with the ball but fuck that.

Really looks a poor sub getting vardy on instead of rashford too. With no creativity in the side his runs are useless. Rashford would at least carry it and cause trouble by himself.

Double dive? Oh wait it wasnt

I'd get loftus on for whoevers got a yellow. Vardy or Rashford aswell.

These english softies, rolling around on the ground.

There really should be suspensions for faking a head injury, shame its close to impossible to prove.

It's what I'd say if I were them too to be fair. If you want one of our first teamers you have to pay over the top. Rather different than the Mike Ashley perspective though.

Feel like if they implemented this VAR in the premier league it would benefit the likes of us. Referees who are too spineless to give us penalties against the likes of the Manchester teams wouldn't have a choice. Liking it more and more.

Why do they get a trophy for finishing 3rd? and I love the Fulham manager, looks like Wolverine!

Have Huddersfield brought on Shola?

Have to say Lejeune deserves a special mention as much as Lascelles. He did great work for the goal and they were both very solid.

The ref has been our best player for once. Usually he's only better than the likes of Manquillo and whoever is in goal.

Edges it past Voldemort now that Ritchie isn't on the pitch

How is that not a red?

That was a pretty lush pass from Dummett to be fair. Should have gotten an assist earlier as well

Watch Be In Sport, English commentator there. I am. Just the presenter being American I suppose.

Dammit, American commentator.

The ball has been bouncing off him all game as well

We really do need more than 1 midfielder that can play a pass.

That Spurs thread Why do they call Arsenal Woolwich?

Atsu is delicious, do we have a deal to buy him?

Love it!

I had a dream last night I was playing a friendly against Tottenham and we were all trying to crock him. Then afterwards we defiled his man purse which I imagine he has one of. He represents most of what is wrong with today's footballers.

Is one of them periscopes back up?

That rumoured clause that he has to start if he's fit really does seem plausible. Pardew's Parting gift. Hilarious sending off