bhoywhonder

Difference between a Rafa defence and a steve f*cking bruce defence. Right there.

Err why not? Runs like a headless chicken, no goals, diver and looks like the crazy frog, what's to like? "Looks like the crazy frog"?? Is that....even meant to be amusing? Shite craic that. Whole match has been gash so far tbf.

Ah ok, cheers

Does seem odd that Almiron stays at 24 while 8 games a season (and thats optimistic) Carroll gets 7. Also, how do ROI internationals count as homegrown, whats the criteria?

Me too.

To be fair, don't we all remember that time tommy robinson was invited to Newcastle to do a book signing in Waterstones? I recall it coincided with Celtic being in town, he hilariously wore a Rangers shirt to get boneheaded locals onside and hilarity (violence) ensued! Oh no hang on....that wasn't Newcastle, it was Sunderland. And it wasn't Waterstones, it was an offies called 'Don't Fund Terrorism - Shop at Fletchers'. My bad. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/tommy-robinson-sunderland-book-signing-off-licence-edl-leader-violence-anti-racist-islamophobia-a7868531.html

3 top half finishes in over 60 years and Steve Bruce guided them to one of those 4 European games in their entire history. They're literally as small time as they come and that's before you consider that they are nothing more than a bang average 3rd division club these days. I didn't realise that, even Swansea have more European games under their belt than that. Thinking of it, we've been top half more times in the last 60 years as well. This is news? It was super easy, barely an inconvenience. They are so shiit!! i imagine they're all "yeah, glad he's gone, bottler"

"StormGain"?? Logo looks reminiscent of something..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel

This place is slipping....30 mins and no partridge_shrug.gif?

I'm getting the words...."Adam Johnson"

First thing that came to my mind too! "Crassus Bastardis Londinium Ite Domum".

How else will I keep up to date with what the Sayer's are doing or which Geordie Shore member is set to make a shocking return. "25 years later, 5 things we have learned about Viv Graham's shocking demise"

Yep, that's me done. Tatty bye ashley, not another penny. Ive got 200 hours of VHS that needs transferring, that should see me til at least 2020/21, by which point he will hopefully have had some sort of heart 'episode'

"I was sitting there, making Cup-a-Soup, singing that song from The Lion King" "Hakuna Matata"? "I thought I was alone"

Couldnt have put it better myself.

Excellent! Can we extend that to a week in length and just put the entire thread on 'hold'?

This line was brilliantly delivered by the great Mel Smith in Filthy, Rich and Catflap as Richey was pitching his awful game show formats. Followed by "lets fly your ideas past the observation tower and see which one develops engine failure". Seems wanky management speak was ripe for pisstaking as soon as it was a thing in the 80s

It's the closest they'll ever get to winning it. Its the closest they'll ever get to watching it.

"Rafa Benitez faces the sack" He's got 28 days left on his contract man! These journos really are inept on every level.

If the last few days have taught us nothing else its that 'regional sports journalist' has now joined the ranks of 'politician' in the professions that require zero grasp of any facts, the ability to parrot sh*te from third hand sources and an incredible consequence-free atmosphere to spout bare-faced lies to your customers. In any other line of work this would mean instant dismissal, but for these swivel-eyed chancers, it's par for the course.

Does anyone remember that Will Grigg character from 5 years ago? What a load of shit he was. Wonder where he ended up.

Timothy Leary must be turning in his grave. No-one? Well I enjoyed it!

Janey’s Dad looks a wrong un, like. That's her sister.

Surprised to see Kone back at sunderland. I'll see myself out...

Ugh, f*ck off. F*ck the f*ck off. Anyone who thinks this is good...f*ck off and fist f*ck yourself right up your *sshole till you j*zz all over your b*lls. Best league in teh world....c*nts.