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Every word of that sentence could easily be applied to sunderland's woeful premiership tenancy. Good luck on 'Project 17th' you underwhelming, low-expectation having, easily pleased cretins.

So we're opening a restaurant where you eat food from Italy.....what can we call it? *whispers in ear* Seriously? You would have to be a complete moron to want to eat somewhere called that. *looks around* Ok, fair enough.....

Remember michael owen's 'brand brochure', spread over like, 105 pages? The useless soft-cock f*cking w*nker sell-out sh*t-c*nt? I prefer Dummetts. 1 line. Straight to the point.

Who? I've watched a lot of continental football the last few years, on account of my failing marriage and increasingly empty weekends...... I've never even heard the name 'NDong'. 20 million!? 20 b*stard million? This has to be some elaborate twitter wind-up. I liked they were signing Iborra......name seemed appropriate given the amount of loans they have every year (who never want to stick around).

F*cking hell, Gyan, Pienaar, the constant hard-on for N'Zogbia and John O'Shea as captain....it's as if the safc management and fans are playing a constant game of FIFA '10 Which is probably only fair as judging from the state of the place, sunderland city council are still playing Civic Management '79

Took one look at the x-ray and said "When that bit, that bit and that bit join those bits to make a recognisable bone, we've got a deal. And ask him if he's going to have that shit now or later."

No opinion on him one way or the other but the weapons-grade macktracking has been fantastic! 17/08/16 "C'mon Moysie, sign him up" And engaging macktracking in.....First gear........Second gear.....Third gear.....TURBO NITRO! 24/08/16 "sh*te anyway, found his level" Next week - the conclusion of why Kone is the best and, simultaneously, worst defender in safc's history.

Yup, feel exactly the same.....I mean, Coldplay FFS. Heartbreaking.

It's like if you dropped a mouse out a third floor window, or drove over a couple of ants....they walk away unharmed cos they're too small to matter. Whereas us, its like hitting a chimp with your car or punching a horse. I don't know where I'm going with this, I just came back from the David Brent film and I think it gave me brain damage.

That is just superb! I love how someone pipes up with how sunderland is half an hour away from unspoilt countryside, as if a professional footballer would give two f*cks! "OK, so I'm earning squllions of pounds a week, I can play anywhere in Europe, what have you got for me sunderland?" "Well, obviously we don't have any decent shops or restaurants, the nightlife's sh*t, there's nowhere decent to live and there's a high possibility your mam will get racially abused......But there's some cracking fields about half an hour away"

I do! http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94253.msg5878213.html#msg5878213 Yeah I just dragged up a 6 month old post, deal with it!

Great, now were indulging in apostrophe war's. And I can't see 'front of the net' becoming a celebratory cry! Seriously though, that flag is a professional printed effort, not two adolescents spray painting a bedsheet. The crest would suggest they are trusted with the defence of the realm and they can't even spell the word 'anywhere' ffs. Meh, what the f*ck do I care, this demeans us all!

I think its to signify how their nuts tighten when they inadvertently nonce a schoolgirl at park lane bus station. Or indeed, any were in the world.

What's the pic though ? Looks like a CCTV camera on a selfie stick. Speculum. Fisher Price version.

We can send him a precis via twitter @MoussaSissoko Moussa.....Etez vous un bit thick? Allez vite, vous maison de merde. Aussi, vous ete une cunte massive. Real Madrid? Awae tae fuckye,bythaway' Granted I may have lapsed into the Glaswegian vernacular there. Moussa ya bawbag.

Things have taken an unusual, but not unwelcome turn....

Good point - fixed!

Everyone has to have a hobby....ours is punching horses, mis-spelling 'boycoutt' and involuntary gravy distribution, theirs is grooming and noncing pre-pubescent girls. Seems fair to me.

We need that mugshot as a smiley, you know, for when someone is a horrible dirty bastard. Or nonces in front of something inappropriate. Or just sunderland. Nah, at home so we can see his 'Shrewsbury lion' face

Gave everything? Well, he certainly gave 'up'. Tosser.

For some reason this made me think of the quote Simon Pegg's character makes in Black Books. "But imaging we’re all on a football team okay and the guy on the wings he’s wearing a crazy shirt. Nobody knows what team he’s on, can I pass to him? I don’t know. And look his sandal has come off on the muddy ground. DAMN IT we’ve lost five nil." Ha perfect, one of my favourite episodes....."Who is this rudderless hippy? How do I get away from him? Has he got a hunting knife strapped to his shin?" So this deal dependent on Kone leaving the mackems. If they keep him now, the macktracking - currently standing at 'great business marra, he was solid but nowt special' - will be sending their heads spinning.

Cut to safc changing room on saturday "Hi, I'm Donald Love"......And I'm Paddy McNair" "And together we are....." "Love is in the Nair!" . . . . . . . "Is Fellaini coming too?" "Of course he f*cking isn't, you're sunderland. Its 'Love is in the Nair' and if you f*ckers don't like it, tough sh*t"