bhoywhonder

Big fat lass selling insurance. In advertising it's called 'targeting your demographic' http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/sunderland-hospital-s-obesity-admissions-are-highest-in-the-uk-1-7883227

Putting together a presentation on the effect of 'Brexit' on our company, found this article when digging around for source material: http://www.economist.com/news/britain/21701257-results-paint-picture-angry-country-divided-class-age-and-region-country-divided Also - 'Poopcastle'?! What a bunch of absolute nobheads!

Typical Ashley, always thinking of the prophets....

How could they (we) have spent so much on this and still have it look like those temporary stands you get at the 18th hole of big golf tournaments. I mean, scaffolding, breeze blocks and plywood sheets, seriously?

This used to be a particularly weird pet-peeve of an ex-colleague who would also use the 'Newcastle claiming things as their own' cliche. Metrocentre, Angel, you name it. Our office at Cobalt in Wallsend was the 'Newcastle branch', this p*ssed her off no end! She couldn't grasp that it wasn't some shadowy figure at Newcastle City Council going round planting flags, but the businesses themselves using the city's name to identify themselves geographically and use the Newcastle 'brand' to give them more credence and possibly prestige. 'Bentley Newcastle' just sounds better than 'Bentley Wallsend'. Sorry, but it does. It's a bit lame this hotel using Newcastle mind - the mackem boundary fetishists will no doubt explode but I guess 'Mercure Sunderland' doesn't have the same prestige! http://www.georgewashington.co.uk/

Hope we sign him and loan him to the blades just to piss off that daft f*cker!

From that thread, this post....... Funny, when I click on it the adverts I see are for 'Thompson Reuters Intelligent Tagging - Turning Vast Data into Precise Advantage', and 'Visit Greece'. You don't suppose Google ads has found a way to target customers based on their individual internet activity do you? Soooooooo 'richest', had a busy morning surfing the web?

Aye it is, but they've long abandoned this one as a non-starter. They have their little online ding-dongs with South Shields these days. Pick your battles and all that...

Good bit of knowledge near the bottom of that article... Benitez has combined the capture of players with a track record in the Championship with further heavy spending on Vurnon Anita from Ajax, Jesus Gamez from Atletico Madrid, Arsenal’s Issac Hayden and Gent goalkeeper Matz Sels. And he almost managed to spell 'Isaac' correctly. Well done that man, who has made written journalism his profession, an inspiration to all of us striving for an ambition well out of our reach.

Aye, shame it's not in Newcastle eh? Not really. We don't have to pay for it's upkeep but the myriad of bars and restaurants in Newcastle reap the rewards... just across the Tyne via the award-winning bridge (also Gateshead's, also free to NCC tax-payers) Chuck the Sage in and there's a pretty happy bunch of beneficiaries North of the water. A bit like sunderland and it's....erm. Glass thing? Is that still open?

The OP there genuinely seems to have mental health issues. Even the other mackem posters are having a pop, but his responses.....wow, how can someone draw that conclusion from a local rag reporting a friendly? He needs help. Not from me though, I'm here to make fun of the thick c*nt: That reference was about religion, not 'propaganda' you thick mackem arsehole.

I've often thought similar, like someone's being taught to use the internet for the very first time... "So if I start a new 'thread' it gets published straightaway and the whole world can see it and discuss it?" "Yeah, shall we do a test one? Just type the first thing that pops into your head" "Ok, ermmm.....'Has anyone ever farted and followed through on a bus" "Great, try another" "Lets see.....'Whats everyone's favourite smell? Marker pens for me like" "Excellent. One more?" "Recommend me an umbrella stand'. I'm getting the hang of this" "Good job son.....hang on these have all gone live. And the fart one is up to 9 pages...."

Eh? Never? They've done it 3 times since the Cretaceous period man! How did your last job go Mr Moyes? F*cked it up, got sacked. And the one before that? F*cked it up, got sacked. And your trophy record....? What? I'm here to coast into 17th and be carried shoulder-high for doing so. In that case.....Welcome to Sunderland!

The mackems hire a new manager and still cant help themselves but talk about us and make up weird little stories. Rafa Benitez Honors: - Real Madrid U-19s Spain U-19 League: 1992–93 Spain U-19 Cup: 1990–91, 1992–93 Extremadura Segunda División promotion: 1997–98 Tenerife Segunda División promotion: 2000–01 Valencia La Liga: 2001–02, 2003–04 UEFA Cup: 2003–04 Liverpool FA Cup: 2005–06 FA Community Shield: 2006 UEFA Champions League: 2004–05 UEFA Super Cup: 2005 Inter Milan Supercoppa Italiana: 2010 FIFA Club World Cup: 2010 Chelsea UEFA Europa League: 2012–13 Napoli Coppa Italia: 2013–14 Supercoppa Italiana: 2014 David Moyes Honors: - Football League Second Division: 1999–2000 (Preston North End) 2013 FA Community Shield (Manchester United) He doesn't actually have to try and win anything. This is sunderland, all he needs to do is get to 17th and beat the ma......oh. Than ENGLAND MANAGER Allardyce? Still can't believe that's a real thing.

Underachievese or Dourcuntish? He's fluent in both.

Football Fwiends! Man City Villa Norwich Bilbao Atletico Madrid Feyenoord Everton Anyone? Seriously we exist? We'll do a half-half flag and everything? *tumbleweed*

09:00 Kill, skill gazelle 10:00 Gather nuts, roots and berries 13:00 Rut 14:00 Presser + loud grunting 15:00 Rise up to hind legs, photo shoot

Awwww.....he musn't have heard about the Wagner thing.

I can imagine what they were watching when they decided the fee "Wow, this guy's amazing" "His positioning, it's impeccable" "Fantastic turn and shot there" "Guys, have you noticed we're watching the same 4 goals on a loop here? And they're all against Norw..." "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY"

Heheheheh, England manager, me. Hehehehe. Any message for your replacement at sunderland mr Allerdyce? Yeah, just beat the mags....those fuckwits will put up with anything if you beat the mags.

Didn't Mrs Allardyce see the fly-by or receive the beautiful bouquet of Wagners?

I live an area of Sunderland that rivals anywhere in the North East. Are you Scotch? Take it up with Ofcom, I didn't use those phrases, just laughed my arse off that your town is now shorthand for 'politically ignorant hillbillies voting against their own interest'. It could quite easily have been Barnsley, Scunthorpe or Mansfield. But it wasn't. it was Sunderland. And that amused me. As for 'are you Scotch'.... Aye, I'm fae a wee village called Awaytaefuck-on-Clyde.

Listening to BBC Radio 5's coverage of the hustings for the Labour leadership today....they used the phrases 'if you've ever been to places like Sunderland' and 'appeal to people from places like sunderland' Whatever can they mean? #placeslikesunderland #brexitgedia