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I'm not one normally given to hyperbole, but I would literally rather liquidate that pizza with broken glass and AIDS, injecting the resultant paste into my hog's-eye than let it anywhere near my mouth. After which TaylorJ should be brought to the Hague for his crimes, and jettisoned into the sun strapped to bin Ladens remains. And that's before I noticed it was a bit burnt.

Hang on.....its already been in the oven and the corn/ketchup added afterwards? What kind of sick sh*t is this?

Heh heh, I love those passive-aggressive updates on social media! Paolo di Canio: "You really find out who your friends are at times like this, and who can just F*CK RITE OFF U NO WHO U R" Paolo liked 'Benito was right...' and 'Fiamma Tricolore'

Surely it would only be 'ironic' if the loan were refused or something.... What we have here is a lame coincidence. Or have I just been severely whooshed?

Could be a class signing, and better late than never. However, after his behaviour in January, I'm not sure he deserves to wear the iconic number shirt.

Oh yeah, sundreland, that place still exists. Did they ever get rid of that fascist sympathizer with the Mussolini tattoos?

Proper nana phrase that like, love it! but aye, he's staying in london. Closer to wormword scrubs anyway,

So it happens, Over the line, guess who wins again etc etc..... Cant wait to see how we f*ck this one up.

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mmmm.....beginning to wish I hadnt said anything tbh. But seriously, if you have a visible tattoo, you're worse than ten Hitlers.

I worked with a lad in seghill who had a tigers head on his hand done at Her Majesty's Pleasure when he was a teenager....he's now in his 40s and has never had a job above minimum wage. Basically, employers take one look at him and show him the door. Theres a world of difference between a detailed Debuchy sleeve and a few borstal dots. Unfortunately people (employers) know which is which.

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Not into tattoos myself. While I understand the 'no faces' bit, why are hands prohibited? Because hand, along with face and neck tattoos, can make you borderline unemployable. Yep pretty much. For a long time (and still in some quarters) face and hand tats are a sign of incarceration, but apparently are now 'de rigueur' with some people. Tools mainly.

what a tool. Also, when did face tats become normal? Ive been to a couple of places and they had a sign saying 'no faces, no hands'. Is that all out the window now?

He's validating his parking and buying a pack of minstrels from the machine.....Welcome to NUFC Baffy!

Meanwhile in joe kinnears office... "Allo Leon? Yeah, about Biffertambo, we don't need 'im, tara" "Allo 'Arry? about Lookie Rimmer, we don't need 'im, tara' "Allo thingy from Villa, sorry mate forgot your name, its about david brent........"

Its not black, its very very very very very very very very very dark blue.

*A 17th place finish, while beating us, did provoke street parties. Along with a plethora of celebratory t-shirts, canvas prints and dvds. And tattoos.

My nana had wallpaper like that I'm guessing from the 70s and my mam had hair like that in the mid-80s....what year is it in sunderland ffs??

Catts-for-me-like stripped of his squad number and training with the bairns: http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/lee-cattermoles-future-doubt-club-5294970 In unrelated news, insurance premiums on wing-mirrors in the Hull area set to sky-rocket.

Manager's nephew warming up

I blame that new fitness guru. Downey OUT

It is an absolute stain of a town like. When I worked at Doxford Park everyone went on and on about arranging a team lunch in some place called the Stables nearby, as apparently it had this fantastic reputation. We eventually went and it was nowt more than a bog-standard pub/restaurant (like a smaller version of the Twin Farms at Bank Foot Metro without the beer garden), but the way the slackjaws were going on you’d think it was the f*cking Savoy Grill. This is one of many examples (I was there 4 long years), as its a place where mediocrity is lauded...basically, if something isn’t utter sh*t, then its fantastic. Saying that, I am jealous of that new bridge they’re building, that is a genuine world-class piece of design.

I notice the Short Bus are having their customary 14-page (and counting) 'not bothered, they're obsessed marra' thread, but this wearside Einstein has his finger on the irony button: Two posts later, from the same poster..... That thing in the background John? Over the rancid river? Yes, the one over 'their'.... That's called Gateshead. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=792104&page=12#ixzz2ZW1caTRu

Christ, that Pumas keeper, has he had a face transplant after a chip-pan fire? (hope he hasn't or i'll feel like a right insensitive tit)