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Does Goaltierrez still even have his Spooderman mask? Uncal Joe Can hear pls

The other stories man! "Funfair Booze bid", "Doylem plays golf on high-voltage railway track', 'Extra cash for the booze bus'. One advert - 'TP Bradbury Funeral Directors'. Life in Sunderland.

He's a nazi salute away from being the worst possible appointment ever. Not that any high-profile PL manager would've done that.....

Which one of you is Simon Bird?

So Yohan, what made you want to play in front of 11,000 disinterested fans in a Russian-billionaire owned tax haven?

As poorly as he has played for a hefty proportion of the season, he's still a class player....his non-performances in 2012/13 could be down to a few things: Pardew, team stagnation, mental ill-health, whatever....but it would be such a shame to know we could have seen the best of him in a B+W shirt. But like others, I cant wait to see how the millions will be spent strengthening the squad* (*absorbed into the debt)

Robbin' Bairns? French nonce tbh, non credible.

Mate of mine works in Doxford Park and apparently they've been (trying to) give away free tickets for Bon Jovi all day as ticket sales have been so poor... bit of a pisser for them who paid full whack for theirs mind. Though to be fair..... Bon Jovi? Is it 1992 again? I hope the promoters don't pull the pink piggery from their tour circuits, Newcastle hotels must do well once both sunderland's hotels are full.

Looks like its not just football where we're both seemingly in a race to the bottom if these depressing statistics are anything to go by: GERRIN! NORTH-EAST TOP DEAD DOGS!! http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/health/sunderland-among-worse-cities-in-early-death-league-table-1-5755053

Appropriate full name tbh. FTM, 3-0, best day of me life, 9-1, spare chromosome for sale marras........

This is going to have a crippling effect on their much-loved combined elevenses.....

Possibly, but then they got their collective arse handed to them by Villa, and served up turgid unwatchable displays in 'must win' games for the rest of the season, yet support for him only got stronger. Also they were just as rabid in their support before he'd even started (the whole fascist salute, durham miners fiasco). I just think its a deep-seated desire for attention from the rest of the country, and Benito brought that in spades (all negative, but they don't seem to mind!)

And as sure as night follows day: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=785178 The speed at which Benito DiCanio has the red and white hordes massing behind him is frightening. Only 7 games in and they're frothing at the gash at any criticism of il Duce. It's almost as if a charismatic father figure has infiltrated the vulnerable minds of a downtrodden populace and trained their brains to mindlessly follow him en masse, blindly hating those who oppose his dictat. I'm sure there's a word (and a salute) for that...

Oh yeah, I vaguely remember Hamilton Ricard EDIT: Oh yeah, I vaguely remember BT Cellnet EDIT: Oh yeah, I vaguely remember Middlesbrough

Looks like horse-featured mackem scribe Louise Taylor has found a new place to lodge her muzzle.... she must have finally dislodged it from Roy Keane's ring. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/31/paolo-di-canio-sunderland-overhaul Can someone explain the big deal about that hotel? Thats about the tenth time I've heard it being mentioned by various mackems, I know theres next to f**k-all down there but they seem inordinately proud of it!

Jesus wept! Puma present the premier league's first cut n' shut top. "Front half is Grimsby late nineties, back half is a late model Cortina that needed work on the sills...."

I'd watch that....though Hyde best stay clear of Taylor's chompers, she could lose an arm.

Great article that...."at a comparative church mouse of a Premier League club" I'm amazed that so many mackems think this publicity is somehow positive....this is about a different but equally scathing article in the Telegraph: Aye you're talked about alright.... Everyone's saying your manager's a swivel-eyed fascist lunatic, and that your players are utter shitehawks. Though after decades of being ignored, I suppose that counts as progress.

*wakes up* Yawn....Newcastle....mag kernts......mustnt post.....meh http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=782460

"Pleeyus love us, PLEEYUS??" "Or just even notice us, that'd dee marras"

Regardless of the results next week, everyone down to 'Wee Phillies' end of season jamboree right? http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r30/ultimatebuzz/null_zps305105c1.jpg 'Opposite Primark'

2 Porto pigs decide no benfiquistas are gonna watch the game at that mall so they start throwing benfiquistas out while one portista from angola defends them. Then things go sour, and sweet justice is served. Man what a cracker in the face. Any need for s*** like this? This happened to me in Eldon Square Waitrose. Some motherfuquista took my charity token and put it in the Hedgehog Protection League slot. Suffice to say, she'll be drinking breakfast through a straw for the time being.....

"Alan, ave a whisper in 'is pearly shell-like, wallop, bosh, all yours.....3 million to 'Slippery Doreen' in the Caymans, ok squire?"

That's pretty typical of the 'city' centre tbh....its like 5 Shields Roads in a line. After the defeat this year I consoled myself that at least I didn't have to go back to that interminable sh*thole. Benito DiCanio will be pleased at how quickly they can organise a rally street party in his honour though.