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Must be the first time I find myself on the side of RTG. I mean, FFS, I just heard him say: "Members of my family were directly involved in the strike. I remember my acapella group doing benefits for the miners" Acapella group? Take that, thatcher...

We signing Ray Gimes? Cracking player, I'll support him if he comes marra *rushes to Wikipedia*

Yup. That tattoo man, a genuine It reminded me of Paolo's inky version of his own personal hero up his back. However on Googling it I realised I was wrong, he doesn't have a tattoo of fascist mass-murdering icon Benito Mussolini. He has two. Nice one sunderland, way to pick your idols.

I can imagine the tattooist while he was doing this one: "Aye, canny design, original, I've put some shading on the paws, looks canny" Several hours later..."I'm not sure, it was some sort of 1940's cartoon cat wearing a stripy top standing on a stylised Batman logo. No, it looked utter sh*t, he'll regret that one when he's 70......"

Second thought "and i'll present in front of you like a deranged newly-homosexual baboon, hawaaaayyyyyyy 9-1, 3-0, FTM(and my A)"

So Remy acted the c*nt, f*cked us off, joined a relegated team, acted the c*nt, (allegedly) r*ped someone, continues to be a c*nt, has an agent who is an uberc*nt.... hey, are we signing Remy? Loic Remy? Coool...... No.

Oh well. Tatty bye Dan, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.......

All from the same thread.... Mag on an airyplane: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=790036#ixzz2YIasUzrw Different mag on the same flight: Mag at a christening: Maggettes trying to get in a pub being told to get lost: Mag in Tesco with his nane on the away shirt giving my ex a severe dicking: I f*cking love that site, for comedic purposes it's pure fried gold!

"Its a chicken dance Jozy marra, thats how we celebrate with all our....erm...you know, your type"

Actually, the most solid news to come from the thread.....so which Waitrose? Eldon Square? Jesmond? Ponteland? What was he buying? Did they look 'nonplussed'? God Dam It THIS IS CRUCIAL Yours, L Ryder

I'm not sure that qualifies as a 'saga'....a 'trial' perhaps or 'distraction'. Or if i'm honest 'f*ck-about'.

"Read the small-print in your Kone-tract"

Looks like we're doing our scouting via YouTube again then..... "29 fackin' minutes?!? Next!"

So the choice was play for trusted manager on home turf, or up sticks to the North East to play for a senile spiv with tourettes? Decisions decisions.....

So he's chosen Jurgen Klopp over Pardew/Kinnear, Bundesliga over Premier League and CL placings over 5th bottom....So not all footballers are thick f*ckers then.

Personally would wait til the verdict is known.....this isnt kicking car wing mirrors off, its an accusation of rape ffs. You all saw the feeding frenzy when jfk mispronounced a few names and 'Shearer's' was renamed. I can't imagine the reaction if we sign what turns out to be a 'guilty' rapist.

Pretty incisive stuff from the Belgians I would say. Chickentown increasingly is a suburb of the regional capital, and will remain so until that one-horse burg's council gets it's act together. It's only misplaced civic pride from the mackems that stops them admitting it.

Quite frankly if any player is given the choice between a PL club or a Bundesliga club and he chooses the later then fair play. I wish I had the same choice as a fan tbh.

Ptth, as if Whelans bunch of knackers will get back up to the premie.....oh, right. See you soon James.

Cant remember his name, but he had a Peep Show avatar IIRC. Under his mag disguise he spouted several RTG bingo card bullshitisms ('barcelona of the north, 59000 screaming jawdees etc), got found out and threw in the towel almost immediately. Wireside's meltdown was on another level entirely in the hilarity stakes though. Apropos of nothing, if anyone is in even the slightest doubt how much we inhabit their world...the RTG official matchday thread from the last derby is STILL on the first page!

I had to withstand a lass at work from Houghton (lovely personality, bonny face, could drop a stone or two etc) describe benito di canio as a 'superhero'. It must've lasted nine syllables by the time she'd spat it out.

I look forward to him making no impact whatsoever and being moved on in a year or two. At which point we all jump around like excited apes flinging our own online filth at each other and calling the scout's son a 'big toothed TV puff'. Bent-jam-it-in Man-deep more like. etc. FTM. 3-0-9-1

Fine state of affairs when Rihanna is acting as the headteacher to the unruly mob of mackem imbeciles. Also, great picture on Twitter of sunderlands finest ladies having a collective p*ss in one of the sol urinals.....'Classy'

Twelve months ago...'Ref, ref, respect for our rivals? Respect for Italy eh?' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvQWWorJy_k Now? Get Ten! TEN! F**K YOU HAITI!!!!!!!

Nice, and Im watching Cheers on ITV4 right now...coincidence? (answer: yes) For what its worth, no-one I know drank there. I went there once and am certainly not in the slightest bit arsed. But according to the media, we're suicidal at the loss of the famous, historic, iconic 'Shearer's'. Actual reaction? Meh.