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They're absolutely bricking it after that draw, hilarious to see the triple-mental-backflips the groomers are doing to dismiss (a) any trophy and (b) specifically this trophy and (c) any appearance at 'Wembo'. None of which now count, sorry everyone. One thing though, after well over a year... how do literally none of these imbeciles understand what the term 'sportswashing' means? If anyone is in any way positive about NUFC "aha yave been sportswashed marra!". So, I've had my previously tarnished reputation somehow cleansed by pouring millions into a sporting event or establishment? Or are you getting mixed up with the word 'brainwashed', conflating that with the word 'sport' and just running with it, cos why not? Cretins.

Soooo...you cant get match fit without playing a match. But you cant start a match without being match-fit? What kind of Catch 22 bullshit is that?

Does anyone even give a shit about these irrelevant cunts opinions anymore? I mean, who gives a shit? 70 odd pages about our game, I cant even name their manager for fucks sake.

Always seems like a canny lad, but that ridiculous handbrake turn when he was 1-on-1. Nope, not up to it. Off you go.

Murphy has had literally months to do nothing but train to peak fitness. So how did he look so completely the opposite of 'match-fit'?

Not have completely underestimated the opposition and what the game meant to them. Not to put out a trio of shit players who - God willing - will never pull on a black and white shirt again. Not to have a plan which meant 'bring on the big guns' when two goals down. Not to have Chris Fucking Wood as a game changer. That. How would you have played it?

He fucked this up today, playing that first eleven riddled with sub-par garbage like Lewis, Murphy and Ritchie, match-unfit Isak, Lascelles and Manquillo? then expecting the cavalry to save things with 30 min left with the damage already done? Poor.

well yeah, in my scenario it requires functioning limbs, I too would've keeled over after less than 5 minutes on the pitch. But that's not my paid job!

While Im shitting on Murphy, can I at least say, this fucker was the worst offender. Front and centre, chance put on a plate... and totally shit his skeets. Nice lad. Shit forward. I'm sure even he agrees after that performance.

just re-saw that 1-on-1 where he totally bottled it. Jesus, Im in my 40s and I wouldve at least punted it it at the keeper's face! He just had a complete meltdown and shat himself.

yep, that 1-on-1 he was clearly being controlled by a malevolent penguin on a failed goal-heist

I hope this is the last time I post on this thread. No more excuses, he's just bad from top to bottom. Piss poor. Time to go, his two penalties were great thanks. Remember how he would physically drain the energy from powerful crosses, as if he was skilfully guiding them back into the keeper's arms as a defender? That was a year ago, and he's gotten worse. Get rid. Ta-ra

One was a great save tbf

Murphy, Lewis, Manquillo, Ritchie, Wood... Never darken our doors again. The gulf in class between our first eleven and these utter cloggers is unbelievable.

absolute shite defending

Miles off ffs

Being through 1-on-1 against a defender 2 leagues below...and slams on the brakes. Incredible.

As strong as we were at arsenal, im loving how shit little arms was against Brighton

"Haway it up the arse... and the darts.. hope they hit there targets.. hope bully boy wins it the neet.." Is anyone else just sick of pretending to ignore how fucking stupid these RTG cretins are? This is absolute weapons-grade idiocy, how is this just brushed over?

I didnt want to go down that route. too easy. Also, I didnt think of it quick enough.

I was saying Boo-otman

Regardless of whether there is even a crumb of truth in this bizzareness, I believe it 100% and it's now canon.

Can't score goals at this level. Plays like fukin Grealish.... Prove me wrong bro

Exactly where I am, like the other day when Man City won and I was all "3rd?? Down to 3rd?? well this sucks...." New expectations my friends!

Oh aye, fair enough, but IIRC he had to drive to a Derrem takeaway to commit his finger-noncing