GideonShandy

If you round the predicted points to the nearest whole number, Villa would be on 67 and Chelsea on 66. But how you square that with Chelsea having a 53% chance of CL and Villa only 42, I can't imagine.

A hefty points reduction for City (or even a modest one) would make things a lot more comfortable. https://sport.optus.com.au/news/premier-league/os90077/manchester-city-charges-verdict-punishments-guilty

1980. Then they got relegated three seasons in succession.

Chelsea's last 10 away games (i.e. since 22 December 2024). Won 1, Drawn 3, Lost 6 Goals for: 5 Goals against: 15 Nottingham Forest away on the last day isn't an easy game for them.

The bookies have Chelsea with a much better chance than Villa of qualifying. 8/13 Chelsea 8/5 Villa. Even though Chelsea have to go to Forest on the last day. I don't get it. https://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/top-5-finish

Minging dog, though.

Keeper should just have clattered him and taken the red.

Casual cunt.

Thought you meant we're 1 of 3 contending for 5th place.

OK, which club has 4th place already wrapped up?

No malo.

70% cross, 30% shot?

Since mid-January they did only draw at Brentford and Old Trafford, and at home to Brighton, so they're not perfect. But I suspect you're right.

He's their midfield anchor.

Don't be such a moanyer.

This was the predicted table before today's games. It'll look better for us next time they run it.

Funnier than I expected. Still think they should be spending their time practicing football instead of risking injury in the kitchen.

Beddie Howe.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cn8v92e434eo Taking Kenny Wharton shithousery to the next level.

At least "Your lass is a grass" is better than "Yo' bitch is a snitch."

The Albert Luque song came over loud and clear.

Well, I'm glad someone enjoyed it but I thought it was pisspoor.

Absolutely dreadful. Can't speak a coherent sentence. Nothing intelligent to say. Unfunny attempts at humour. Dreary accent. Can't imagine why anyone thought it was a good idea to hire him as a commentator.

We could have handled it OK last time but for our Group of Death draw.