GideonShandy

He wants parity with Matt Targett.

Assuming that you're being serious, who are all these players that have got you so fed up?

Changed my mind. Bring him back.

Looks like a James Bond audition at 1:20.

Not these ones. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c89e291l80eo https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cnvmnqdgdl1o https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0lqrywf

Absolute warrior. Always a hero.

Ekitike, Ekitike Faster than a motor bike He's the one the Geordies like Joao Pedro, take a hike. Lethal as a lightning strike Hugo, Hugo Ekitike.

It rhymes now. Sort of.

Sign him for free, then sell him to Juventus.

Yes, he was. https://the18.com/en/soccer-news/miguel-almiron-vs-psg-newcastle-champions-league/132651 Scored the first goal and was here-there-and-every-fuckin-where for 70+ minutes.

Although some of us remember when the concept of the "assist" as a statistic in football was laughed at as a daft American idea to make the game seem a bit more like basketball and ice hockey.

Blocked behind a paywall, unfortunately.

Hope he watches the new kit video and sees his photo on the wall alongside other club legends (albeit only for a split second.) Maximum respect to the Migster.

His season-long loan ended last month. Thread title should be changed.

Need an Atalantista to come on here cutting to the chase and telling us we're not getting Scalvini.

Until the flag thing came up I really suspected the most likely explanation was Cabbageheed claiming trademark rights to the phrase "How's the bacon, d'ye say?"

It's that famous self-help motivational classic, "Plato's Republic." He's translating it from the original Greek for the lass sat next to him.

Reckon that's Tino's original fur coat? www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/tino-asprillas-famous-fur-coat-2996584 And is that Jeff Stelling on the far left at 0:25? Must have watched this at least ten times today.

Just reposting this fantastic video here for the benefit of anyone who doesn't frequent the Merch thread.

Says the guy complaining bitterly about "disastrous mishandling" right after a season in which we won a trophy, qualified for the CL and are in the best shape we've been for decades.

And I forgot to mention all the money she wasted on hiring that prissy Southern relegation specialist from Bournemouth when the club already had a Proper Football Manager who Knew The Club and was One of Our Own.

Yes. If only she'd had the sense to veto the acquisitions of Isak, Bruno, Tonali, Gordon, Botman, Barnes, Hall and/or Livramento, then we'd still have Elliot Anderson and the Minteh kid. Of course we wouldn't have won a trophy or been in the Champion's League twice in three years, but at least we'd be able to offer more money for Joao Pedro before being outbid by Chelsea anyway. Dreadful incompetent woman. Wish she'd never darkened the club's door.

Marrachewt

Hope the kid's agent insists on a relegation release clause.