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Roma player celebrates scoring against Lazio by running around carrying a giant Lazio flag with a rat superimposed on it. Later says he "never meant to offend anyone." https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68756006

Still has nice things to say about us. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13284051/JOSELU-lifts-lids-bonkers-journey-Real-Madrid-Stoke-Newcastle-fans-drank-wedding-dry.html

And Brighton v. Chelsea

Amazing that this has happened to them twice within five days. What a pity.

Fodo?

All 20 Premier League clubs ranked based on the estimated net worth of their owners. Club Estimated combined wealth of owners Newcastle $620 billion Man City $22 billion Chelsea $15.8 billion Arsenal $12.9 billion Aston Villa $11.9 billion Liverpool $9.8 billion Fulham $7.9 billion West Ham $7.3 billion Wolves $6.9 billion Tottenham $5.8 billion Crystal Palace $5.5 billion Man United $4.7 billion THE BIG 1 Soon, baby.

If Howe hadn't stupidly caused Hall to get injured we'd have won.

Maybe posted before, but some good stuff here.

More trouble https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13249217/Spain-national-team-director-ex-Newcastle-player-Albert-Luque-sent-text-World-Cup-kiss-gate-star-Jenni-Hermoso-stating-hoped-die-anger-wouldnt-drop-Luis-Rubiales-accusations.html

I expect he's injured.

Should have had the squad doing more back-strengthening exercises in the gym. Howe out.

Delighted for the lad. Barely over a year ago Everton fans were chasing him down the street yelling that he wasn't fit to wear the shirt and telling him to get out of their club. Must have been absolutely gutting for him. Now he's an England international and playing the best football of his career for fans who love him. Just turned 23 and on top of the world. Well done, kidda.

It'd be an honour tbh.

Although . . .

Said he's sick of Eddie Howe getting all his teammates injured.

With the benefit of hindsight, he was never the same after that episode with his cat at the airport.

Should be banned for being too sensible.

Autocorrect gold.

Eddie performed an absolute managerial miracle in the 2021-22 season by getting us from 19th place and odds-on relegation to mid-table safety. He performed an even bigger miracle in 2022-23 in getting us to the Champions League and a cup final. That people are seriously talking about getting rid of him because he hasn't performed yet another miracle this season is absolutely batshit crazy.

Want German clubs (like Freiburg) to lose and English ones (like West Ham) to win.

Never recovered after he got sent off for dithering over a throw-in.

Just did a search of "runs funny' on this site. At various times, Dan Burn, Lewis Hall (repeatedly), Thauvin, Tiote and Geremi have all been identified as running funny. No silly walks, though.

Might fancy being a Gamblers Anonymous sponsor for Tonali too.