GideonShandy

Kid needs to learn to use his right foot tbh.

Bring him home. Bruno, Joelinton, Vini. You know it makes sense.

Hope so. Thought I'd got over the memory of Partizan Belgrade long ago but it's back. Only needed a draw to qualify for the CL, at home against an inferior opponent, but couldn't score and the pressure eventually told, even on Shearer. Hope that's forgotten forever by tomorrow night.

Right. All it takes is a Maddison free kick and a Vardy breakaway and we're looking at having to beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.

I do.

Pretty sure it's Brighton

No it isn't.

Couldn't find it either.

Yet we still have the best goals-against record (27) in the league, with only Man City (30) anywhere close. Next best are Chelsea (38) and Arsenal (39).

The little grovelling bastard.

Crying won't help him, praying won't do him no good

And Zouma and Keane and Madley . . .

Expires June 2026

"suggested" . . . "could be" Worthless speculation

For many of us old enough to remember, the trauma of 1995-96 and the blown 12-point lead still lurks. The holy grail within reach, but we slowly let it slip. Please God don't let it happen again. It would be too cruel.

That article incorrectly states that his contract expires at the end of the 2024-25 season. In fact he was given an extended contract through June 2026. https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/allan-saint-maximin-signs-new-deal-to-stay-at-newcastle-united-until-2026/ Depending on who you believe, he's making somewhere between 4 million and 5 million per year. I doubt that he is desperate to leave, even if the club won't redo his contract yet again, or that the club feels any pressing need to get him off the payroll. Can't see him leaving any time soon unless the club gets an unrefuseable offer.

Fake news. My truth will always be that it did and it was absolutely hilarious.

Absolutely had it up to here with people defending Bruce, even with a "Devil's Advocate" disclaimer (and especially on the Rafa Benitez thread.) The hell with him and his ghastly son.

And this.

Remember this?

Maybe we should surround his car after the next game and yell at him that he's not fit to wear the shirt. That might help.

And such a contrast with his nitwit predecessor.

Not sure that Ritchie is the player best qualified to give advice about keeping a cool head tbh.

It's an absolutely astounding statistic that out of 29 league games played we've lost only three. In the club's entire history in the top division we have never lost fewer than eight in a season

This one was pretty good too.