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Fabrizio Romano made a "star" appearance on that awful entertainment piece shown before the draw, the one with Zlatan walking about in a towel acting as some sort of supervillian or summick...I didn't really understand what the fuck was going on.

In isolation, what the Liverpool guy says has an element of truth but it's thoroughly disingenuous to state that about Edwards and not acknowledge that his own club were doing the same thing, but a thousand times worse. I mean, they had a guy shouting their corner who made an appearance on the CL draw show FFS. That's what the power and influence of being a cartel club gets you - sway from the most influential but the very worst in football.

Not 100% as didn't start taking notice until half way along Strawberry Place, but it looks like the City Council has been out overnight and replaced all the lamppost banners with the rat on. Seemed to be an awful lot with Big Joe on this morning.

Agreed, but equally, if he does his ACL then it might be worth pinning the thread.

"#LFC saw £110m bid rejected earlier this summer having previously indicated willingness to pay #NUFC £120m" What the fuck is this shit? Numberwang?

Aye, he's all over the place. Friday it was "a change in mood music", tonight's it's "on a knife edge". Don't be surprised if tomorrow it's a "precariously balanced powder keg". There'll be some condescending smug twitter activity from him tomorrow evening, regardless of what happens.

Yep, I can't believe they would be so stupid with so many games coming up. Ridiculous thing to do.

Covering all bases yet again

Antoine Sibierski

World's first journalist to get splinters in his arse from a knife edge.

That's good, we must've respectfully promised to give Respectful FC a phone call this evening. It's massively important that we phone them with respect. Respectful Cunts.

If he does end up being brought back into the squad then I hope that they make him do a whole new initiation ceremony. Dress the cunt up like Justin Tumble, give him a ukulele and get him to stand on a chair and perform Ivor Biggun's I'm a Wanker. Then put the footage on the club YouTube channel.

Fuck this shit, I think that's thoroughly abysmal behaviour.

Fair play to them, got two more points than I expected them to pick up from first three games. Next four games are far more tough for them.

That Sherwood clip is a thoroughly bewildering watch. I honestly don't know what is worse about him - the fact that he always manages to spout such total horseshit, or the fact that he always does it in such a self-confident and self-important style. This utter nonsense come out of his mouth and you can see he's thinking "I'm correct, I'm clever, and my opinion is more important than anyone else's". Fucking pillock!

Yeah, can't disagree. It's certainly amazing entertainment and there's something loveable about the guy, just not necessarily for the right footballing reasons.

Saw some footage of this a little bit earlier and couldn't believe what I was watching. He's an absolute lunatic.

Ha, yes, I think you're right. That's a lot of very talk people otherwise.

If that's his lass next to him, she's nearly as tall. They must spend all day with their feet in a bag of compost.

"the resolve to keep him, has begun to buckle" is such a fucking depressing set of words.

I like the idea of telling him if he wants his move then he must hand in a transfer request. He's been agitating like a spoilt megacunt to get away, but at this point he's also painted himself into a corner. Things are so toxic that he'll be petrified at the prospect of having to stay here, so make that the price he pays for getting what he wants.

Sure I just heard some guy say he signed as a free agent for them

The trophy looks like it's been polished with a tramps arse.