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Isn't this the same guy who in the early days said there was no chance of our takeover happening at all? For a Professor of Economics, it's quite astounding that he misses the fact that this isn't just about owning a football club, there will be a whole investment strategy being built around it.

It's geeky as fuck, but I want to see more pics of that team coach.

Finally, people may start to realise what a monumental thundercunt this bloke is - all that happened at NUFC, the stunt he pulled with Rangers' branding, but this latest one is a belter, even by his loathsome standards. If it is a plan to get CCFC on the cheap, then he clearly doesn't give a flying fuck about what damage is caused in the meantime. You have to wonder whether he'd even pass the fit and proper owners test, although given the EFL's track record on that he'd probably sail through.

Just the 20 points we finished ahead of them that season, they never fucking learn.

26 inch pie

https://www.footballinsider247.com/jurgen-klopp-obsessed-by-newcastle-united-liverpool/#comments-anchor Dubious source, but what a bizarre article.

Old news, but remember when his biggest claim was being at the front of the queue for the latest shirt? https://uk-database.org/2014/02/14/lee-crabtree-south-shields/

Had to double-check in case someone had just altered his wiki page, but it's actually true.

The second most popular answer is a fucking beauty!

Hosting games at both SJP and SOS means that Newcastle will receive a double whammy of tourist income - marvellous!

Just been in to the club shop at SJP and they're matching this price.

Howe: Cock of the North Bruce: "I've not seen my cock for twenty years"

Howe: one year fact hunt Bruce: one big fat cunt

The ghost of Dolly Potter is about to dig out her textbooks on light refraction and dust off her clipboard.

Not sure whether this is new news or not, had a walk around SJP at lunchtime and could see Fly Saudia on the digital boards. Don't recall seeing any advertising for them in the stadium before.

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Panja lost all credibility after his "we only had a one hour slot so I didn't have the opportunity to raise the issue of human rights" when recently interviewing someone linked to PSG (can't remember who it was). Didn't have that problem during one of our press conferences, did he!?!

Went to school with him. Interestingly, all the way through middle school all of the fuss made was about Alan Thompson who was in the same year, and not an awful lot was said about Steve. I'm assuming that's just because the scouts picked him up later, but he did seem to go under the radar until just before high school. Then the next thing I saw was him playing for NUFC in a cup game which I think was against Boro. It was a proper WTF?! moment, then they did a bit about him on Saint & Greavsie the following weekend which was double WTF?!

Holy fuck

Dubai? That's a bit different for him. The pastel de nata industry will be fucked this year without his regular support.

"The players looked unfit against Birmingham and clueless on the ball."

It's going to be this on a giant surfer...

Quite possibly, fuck knows with that fat ponce. It's pathetic, couldn't imagine any other half-decent manager coming out with bullshit like that, but it keeps getting worse. He's become a self-parody.