Dr Colossus

Him and Walcott too. Walcott could've had a hat-trick yesterday, squandered them all.

He can't be that happy that Ronaldo had daily handjobs written into the new deal.

http://i.imgur.com/a7g6wy7.jpg Prick.

Wish Ivanovic hadn't even played yesterday so I could have Coleman subbed in for the instant clean sheet. Chambers for Southampton isn't starting and I put him on the bench as well.

is 9th

The prick I'm duking it out with in Major League Shola has selected Michu, Sturridge, Coutinho and Toure, whereas I'm packing Sturridge and Mignolet. I think I got this.

fuck Ivanovic.

Enjoyed Eriksen's post-match interview earlier. (Actually quite chuffed he did well as I've always liked him a lot as a player) "Christian, were you nervous or worried at all with this being your debut in the Premier League and with the pace of the super-difficult Premier League which is really mint and the best because it's the Premier League?" "Nur."

Aye, I didn't want to be the one to sour this (currently rare) good mood by finding something to complain about, but it did rankle a little when he said that in his interview. He gets so much right and still finds a way to be annoying.

Not if they don't want a can of whoop-ass opened on them they won't.

61 with that added Barfa assist. On 50 now which should rise when Chelsea are finished. Captain Giroud, goal and assist + bonus HBA, goal and assist + bonus Benteke, goal Paulinho, assist Ferdinand, clean sheet What a wonderful overall footballing day

Everything went better than expected. Also, Hatem's interview for the BBC is the most adorable one ever. When talking about playing in front of our fans he says something like "When you hear zem say 'Go! Go! Go! Take 'im on, take 'im on! I give zem pleasure and zey give back." Preliminary bollocks ratings: Krul - 5 Debuchy - 8 (point reduced for silly tackle resulting in booking) Coloccini - 8 Mapou - 8 Santon - 9 Anita - 7 Sissoko - 7 Cabaye - 8 (worked his bollocks off for us, respect) HBA - 10 Cisse - 6 Remy - 9 Gouffran - 7 Tiote - 6 Sammy - 7

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f76a31e185a307c3794b6bd411be7b4/tumblr_mjtp2g6yoa1s8h8x9o1_1280.jpg Was my favourite

http://imalanpardew.tumblr.com/

How much do you estimate this would cost?

I thought it was for a second at first

Oh come on, they were rank.

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/meet-kids-pushing-join-newcastles-first-team

Also, does anyone wonder which current players would play in these things in the future?

No way is Roberto Mussi 50 years old, he didn't look tired at any point in the second half, stormed up the right touchline at one point. Ibrahim Ba is a fat piece of shit now, surprised him and Bernard weren't gravitationally drawn to each other. Dabizas, Pistone, Di Canio, Maldini, Baresi, Costacurta, van Bommel in the first half, Rob Lee likewise, Taibi in the second half, probably quite a few more I've forgotten all played quite well. It did rankle with me a little how much of a reception Barton got, when he played for us I thought it was more of a "up yours if you hate him, he's ours and we love him" thing, but singing "one Joey Barton" when you compare his time here (especially pre-relegation) with some of the others playing. Just a minor thing, didn't spoil the mood at all mind. Wonderful to see Speed's sons getting a run out. As has been said, he likely would've been there tonight so it was lovely that they were there to represent him. Two or three additions to the defence of my Best Players I've Seen Play 11 after tonight too, they're looking strong. Great occasion, great players, great cause, great support, shonky PA.

http://i.imgur.com/giyjMRH.png Still can't make up my fucking mind.

The part where he's in a police chase is a highlight (not even a joke)

Game finished 5 nil to spennymoor. They play away at bedlington on wednesday night. £6 entry again. Then in the fa cup at home to lancaster city on saturday.. again £6 entry for adults Got a souvenir local paper with the prog' at Morecambe. Read that Darren Peacock manages Lancaster. http://www.lancasterguardian.co.uk/webimage/1.5617231.1366894305!/image/3945605963.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/3945605963.jpg Cut the hair ffs.

Off topic, but how come Christian Vieri is on their team? 8 games and 1 goal for Milan 143 games and 103 goals for Inter I want Sheva.

In two minds about this: On one hand, yes it's a pretty uncomfortable situation to have him there, given his viewpoints. But, one would assume he's doing it for free, so it's not exactly like it's him raising money for the foundation. I doubt anyone is going to see him specifically, and in the scheme of things the most important thing is the money gets raised. I would compare it to when the Susan G. Komen breast cancer charity refused money raised by Pornhub. Also, while I doubt anyone wants to see him on our pitch again after last May, fair play to him for putting himself in a pantomime villain role, which might make it a more fun occasion for some. To be honest though, I'm going to see some of the greats playing, on both sides, and I'd rather not have that cunt there.