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Or probably not, the odds would be shit.

Shame there isn't a market for 'Colback to give away a needless free-kick in a dangerous area and provide the opposition with a goal'. I'd be quids in.

Alex Neil surely gotta be off soon? They've had a poor season and getting beat off Rotherham is embarassing.

Trying to re-take the lead with a midfield of Colback & Anita.

Cheeky cunt, he's the reason we're in this fucking pisspot league in the first place.

I'm willing to bet that Sean Longstaff would 'rape him' in a 1v1. Hell I'd bet David Longstaff could! Is he still alive? If so then I agree. Aye he's still alive, but if he was dead I think it would be a draw.

Never heard it said by anyone that isn't a complete cunt.

Aye he's good in this league but how long are we going to be in here for and more importantly, is he a Rafa player? There's no way he'd fit into the system that Rafa prefers for us as he wouldn't be willing to graft at both ends and his mentality and attitude is also a reason for that, as well as a reason why he could not and will never develop into a top player.

Tom Ince is shit and an absolute prick. I wouldn't want him anywhere near here.

He was unbelievable prior to coming here and £9m seemed like great business. I've always had a soft spot for Depor and back in the days of Luque, Tristan, Valeron, Andrade *cough* Coloccini *cough* etc. they were amazing. His games against Milan in the Champions League in particular stand out.

Joachim Low just going for all German players.

On his form this year I'd say he's been the best DM in the world and likely been better than one of Iniesta, Kroos or Modric.

How Kante isn't in there is absolutely ridiculous considering his feats with Leicester and what he's doing/where he is for Chelsea this year.

The most 'demoralising' reception that I can recall for one of our players was actually from Liverpool fans in '04 when Anfield gave Titus Bramble a standing ovation and started laughing as he was coming on as a sub for us.

Should beat those nerds no bother once we beat these boring cretins.

Some of our fans have been watching too much nonce robots.

Yes, he's spreading his body towards the ball to make himself bigger in the hope that he'll save the ball, he's not flying in for a tackle. If you were giving out red cards to goalkeepers for that you'd probably need 3 'keepers on the bench just in case.

Just die

Tbf our midfield is Colback, Anita & Tiote.

Not so sure this is true. I think Gayle will do fine with an upgrade on the people around him. Agree with this but I do feel he'd also benefit more having a strike partner alongside him.

I think this is the team Rafa goes with... Darlow Lazaar Clark Mbemba Yedlin Colback Hayden Atsu Diame Ritchie Mitro

Net spend...

If we look at his goals-minutes ratio in this league I'm sure it's higher than the vast majority of strikers in the Championship.

I don't use Twitter but I hope you're talking about an official Ant and Dec account calling Colback a shit ginger daft cunt or something along those lines.

Not at all, nobody is trying to say he's a clinical finisher like Gayle. What I am saying is that he is a different option and he has proven he is an excellent striker in this league and potentially could be a good striker in the Premiership under a good manager with a solid team around him.