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Thread title change pls

The number 20 has seen some proper fucking duffers in recent times, like. Seems everyone who wears it turns out to be garbage. Luque, Geremi & Cabella stand out while the others are Bigi and Best. We need to fuck that shirt off.

Probably already mentioned but the team spirit looks great despite just a pre-season friendly, everybody over to congratulate Ritchie and everybody else after his goal. Lascelles just waiting at the end and high fiving everybody who walks past him too. Brilliant.

Fret.

Tbf that would be brilliant.

I reckon he said he was going for scran and was actually heading to The Centurion for some bait.

Sums up the lack of perspective on here sometimes. Colback doesn't need to misplace passes since his first two touches are to control it then he'll carefully pass it sideways, that too in an area of the pitch where he has all the time in the world to pick someone out. Why do you think Pirlo (the real one not the ginger version) can play as a holding midfielder when he is close to 40? Think you missed my point a bit there. I wasn't implying Colback is a good passer of the ball at all.

I think as a player all he has to offer (when he's in the mood, or on telly) is a phyiscal performance with his pace and power. He might deliver a decent cross, 1 in 5 are 'good' at best. Similar to his Euro performance he's all fart and no shite. However when it comes to technical aspect of the play, especially shooting and passing he is fucking woeful. I've seen Colback pick out better passes than this cunt on occasion, man. Whoever pays us over £25m for this whopper will have had their eyes gouged out.

God, well If that's the way you feel why don't you do something better yourself !?

In other news, Giggs has slept with his brothers wife.

Very harsh on Sean Dyche.

12 players Griezmann as DM Rooney :lol:

Chinese club to come in pls.

My fuckin sex life

Through google translate (from this instagram post which I assume is the same https://www.instagram.com/p/BHu9Xs0BxQo/ ) PS: Just a small hint, but... Arsene, pls ?

Ryder will be absolutely beside himself when he gets to use his "Jordan Aye-b" headline.

Got to be new local, that way you might potentially make friends to have round your flat. Edit: or not. Maybe an angry mob though, protesting against trolley enthusiasts.

Good technique aye, but that was Villa-like defending from Belgium.

This.

Mason is fucking gash, a tramp with AIDS' Darren Gibson.

Yep, absolutely brilliant goal - just completely overshadowed.

He went downhill after the spat with the club over Wonga and I won't miss him but he gave us some great memories - those goals in the 5th season, that goal against Anzhi and it's easy to forget he was probably the main reason we stopped up the season before last. Good luck to him.