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Man Utd have spent an enormous amount of money to be only able to field that shite looking team mind.

That form table ffs. Watford are only 4 points behind us with 19 games in hand. Watford.

We were in the ground before we found out as well, were wondering why it was so empty. Had to immediately race back into town to change flights so we could stay for the next night.

Looking that way: Peter Harding ‏@PeterHardingDM 43m43 minutes ago BREAKING: Garry Monk is believed to have been sacked by Swansea City, this morning.

Not watching this one, not even tempted a little bit. Think I'll go Christmas shopping with the wife instead.

This is NUFC so he's probably done for the season.

Sounds a bit of a player this lad. Sounds like exactly what we need

3 at the back I reckon.

Positives: He'll be match fit after a few games for Wolves He does at least talk and try to organise the defence Negatives: He isn't very good at football

Obviously not! (physioroom says 2nd Jan)

Jonas would be our best CM option by a mile right now.

Don't really bother with watching other results as no matter what happens you pretty much always end up needing between 35-40 points to stay up. Which there's absolutely no way we're getting as things stand.

If ever a picture summed a player up - Lascelles fuming, even Gouffran pissed off while Colo looks like he's just woken up. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/29/15/2EE1379000000578-3338341-image-m-21_1448810122234.jpg

I've been saying for a while our only hope is a heart attack. Otherwise we're never getting rid of him, even if he nominally sells up at some point he'll poison the well on the way out so badly it'll take decades to recover.

At least we know what the first sub will be. Mitro on for Cisse after 62 minutes with us 0-2 down.

I wouldn't have a problem starting Cisse is there was even the remote possibility we might create some chances for the lad.

How fucking depressing is that btw.

I know it's only words but he already sounds like more of a captain than Colo ever has.

My one small hope is that Pardew will be so desperate to win this one he'll make an almighty bollocks of it, same as he used to do in the derbies for us. But then I remember we're Newcastle and we're not allowed to have nice things.

He scores most of his goals from crosses, his entire game is based on getting on the end of crosses. How many decent crosses have we sent his way recently?

Very little chance of him being sacked, almost zero of an improvement as a replacement. Not sure it will make much difference at this stage anyway, with the mackems and Villa not exactly getting much of a new manager bounce I think there's 3 doomed clubs down there right now.

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Aye. I think I might be done tbh. It's actively spoiling my weekends now, would take some effort to break the habit but i can't help but feel I would be better off for it.

Fucking Liverpool, fuck off man. But then again I hate Man City. What a time to be alive.

One of the worst performances I've ever seen. Genuinely can't remember a single incident where one of our players did something that wasn't shite.