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He doesn't care man, just doesn't give a single solitary fuck. If we get relegated it might irritate him slightly for a short while, a bit like one of us might feel if our pizza delivery is late, but then he'll just shell out for some more coke and blowjobs and forget about us again.

Looks out of his depth but is also being badly let down by his players. Not a great deal of point sacking him as we can guarantee any replacement will be no better, and is quite likely to be a catastrophic embarrassment a la Kinnear or Carver. We're fucked this time I reckon.

Watched the Advocaat interview - he's gone I reckon

Twats on Bein sports are trying to get him banned for his "elbow" on Otamendi ffs

Cabaye has been fantastic

People have been complaining about Colback being shite, think we might be glad to see him back after today

Gouffran left will be to give a bit extra protection to Mbabu I reckon - the lad hasn't played well for a while but his workrate is usually decent.

Normally the type of game I would be happy to have Tiote in for but he always comes back from injury rusty and we can't be giving away loads of free kicks around the box against this lot.

They should be - kept 5 clean sheets when he was playing, then shipped 6 in 2 since he got injured.

Yaya went off injured yesterday, looked like his hamstring.

Played really well today, think we would've had more chance of holding on to the lead if he had stayed on.

Probably

We're pretty much fucked tbh, missed out on the Champions League gravy train at a time when we were well positioned to get on board and now the Top 4 are so far away we're never catching them - look at their income compared to ours ffs: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/premier-league-clubs-revenue-boom-to-33billion-eclipses-rest-of-europe-10295701.html Even a billionaire takeover is less likely as FFP makes it much harder to just spunk their money on dozens of new players and I'm not sure I would want success that way anyway. Our glass ceiling now, IF we were run properly, is around 7/8th, maybe the odd fluke season where we sneak into Europe followed by the inevitable fall back down when we don't have the squad depth to cope with the extra games. Maybe relegation is for the best, at least gets it over with instead of stretching our slow decline out over a few more years.

Taken in isolation it's not actually a bad email. Unfortunately they have many, many years of being utter cunts to make up for before we can see this as anything other than a token attempt to pretend they know how to to run a professional football club.

Suggestion in an article I read earlier that Aarons was supposed to play last night but declared himself unfit at the last minute - wonder if this lad has one of the problem attitudes we keep hearing about?

We'll lose, but don't think it will be a hammering, that's just not how Mourinho usually plays it. He was defending a 1-0 lead against 9 men against Arsenal last week. City don't seem to have any such concerns though, that one could get seriously messy.

Chelsea were one of the clubs linked with Sissoko too so this might actually be one of the games he pulls his finger out for.

Thoroughly depressing set of statistics: http://www.football365.com/news/newcastle-and-mcclaren-in-crisis-the-numbers? These ones jumped out in particular: 12.5 – McClaren’s win percentage. That’s the worst in Newcastle’s history and 2.5% worse than John Carver’s record. 14 – League points since Alan Pardew left. 40 – League points picked up by Alan Pardew since he left.

We copped a 0-5 at Man City last season. Might look like a good result a couple of weeks from now...

No real point sacking him though is there when the chances of anyone better coming in are close to zero. Don't think I've ever seen a set of players down tools so quickly - 6 league games played and this is our injury list: Darlow Cisse Haidara Taylor Tiote Dummett Riviere Good Aarons And we had a thin squad to start with. We just look utterly fucked.

He resigned from Forest after 10 league games, wonder if we'll get to see the same here.

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2015/09/23/newcastle-boss-steve-mcclaren-ready-to-throw-cheick-tiote-straig/

According to this we only had 31% possession?? http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/23/newcastle-sheffield-wednesday-capital-one-cup-match-report?

Think the one advantage Pardew has was that he was enough of a cunt to work alongside all the other cunts running our club.

Think it goes much deeper tbh - the likes of De Jong and Wijnaldum were captaining decent teams in the Champions League, it seems every player turns to utter shit once they put our shirt on, think the club is just rotten to the core.