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classic andre fucking marriner performance.

the epitome of a 'limited defender'

Yeah but if we get relegated I can't watch football for a year. *I know I know, we don't see any football at the newcastle games now either...

I can't believe this thread title wasn't a joke...

yah i have to say this 'inverted wing back' thing is the stupidest shit i have ever seen

this fucking club man... it really burns to see santon and mapou walk into top teams in a top league when we refused to play them in favor of paul fucking dummet.

Not much of a bet, it looks like he last had his head shaved about 3 weeks ago.

The only motherfucker who would say that is a motherfucker who doesn't believe that he will win.

This "I believe that we will win" shit isn't going to stick around is it? Please. Lie to me if you have to. Please tell me we'll be rid of this embarrassment soon...

That was so fucked after Sammy had been awful all day. What the fuck.

Got up at six am for that shit. Went right back to bed afterwards. Surprised it didn't give me nightmares.

This pic from that article really really needs to be a meme: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/21/000E2B6700000258-2919861-image-m-26_1421841010490.jpg

Tottenham has Harry Kane, we get Jack fucking Colback...

I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but I am happy giving Charver the benefit of the doubt for now. He is starting Cabella (January World Player of the Month) and in the fantasy world within my own head this means the training schedule is now five days a week on attacking football

Jesus christ I read this thread title as Siem leaving at first.

that's gotta really motivate the players

God fucking damn it.

Can't imagine someone coming in for him having not played for the last year or so...

Sammy Aye but when everyone is fit, ayoze, cisse, Dr jong, cabella.. he'll be a great option from the bench when he first comes back, don't think he starts just yet though. Creased at that fucking phone He's got a new official nickname as far as I'm concerned. "Paging Dr Jong" when he scores and all that.

He also fucked up his career by being a crap player

I fucking love it. Andre Marriner has been driving me nuts for ages.

So much fun to watch

I thought that but now I've got it in the back of my mind that if we do too well while Charver's in charge he might get the job full time. This is really annoying. Just masochistic now man. Even if Carver does well we'll bring in someone new in the summer. This is a moment where you can genuinely get behind the team and cheer when Papisse strokes in a hat trick.

I keep staying up later than I should drinking more than I should just in case the announcement comes at 2am pst

Hahahahaha perfect