Miercoles

Morecambe through on penalties

Calm down everyone, Shola's on!

The only way I could be convinced it was a decent deal is if Colo kicked his face to pieces again in training.

Fuck Demba Ba. Would hate to see him back in our shirt, even though we desperately need the goals he'd bring.

This is some kind of fucked up joke right? If you didn't know the context of this game you'd swear the teams played in the same league.

On the plus side, if he left we might score on a corner someday

Nope, ESPN and NBC are from rival mega-corps.

All I can say is Awesome. Curious to see how the American match of the day works out... At least I won't have to listen to fucking Alan Hansen

Yeah except as soon as he goes to our physio room they will snap his fucking leg off. I'm pretty sure instead of a treatment table we have a medieval torture rack back there.

Jeeeezuz christ. So he'll be in and out of injury all season and then fuck off back to QPR or wherever. Great signing!

What we really need is a video with all these clips strung together. Some of them are just hard to believe when I read them on here (though I am sure it is true)

So frustrating that he is still taking the corners.

They said they were all free from the get-go, as long as you had NBC Sports. It's all shaping up nicely. Unless you're on FIOS, where it's slightly less nice. Just seemed too good to be true mate! I had to wait til they spelled it out completely to believe it. Very excited now. You better believe I'll be watching their bastardized american version of Match of the Day with a smile on my face too.

Seems absolutely bizarre not to sell the jersey until after the first game of the season. What's up with that?

I am actually feelin pretty good about this season. Let's break it down: 1: I will be able to watch all this s*** on my glorious HD flatscreen. 2: The new frenchies will have had time to gel and with a full preseason and the old frenchies rested, I think we can see a much more cohesive midfield this year. 3: Some of those new frenchies are really f***ing good (I rate Gouffran a bit more than you lot, I guess, and Sissoko is fucking class). I even think Haidara will be important with Perchinho leaving (:'() 4: No Demba Ba distractions this year, maybe we'll see Cisse get off the mark before december. 5: It's f***ing football season!!

In other news, (and perhaps old news) some real details on the NBC package are out. To my complete f***ing amazement there won't be an extra fee for the various over-flow channels (I was positive it'd be like MLB/NFL/NBA etc where you pay a huge additional cost to get the "every game" service) and online streaming s*** etc. Hoooooooleeeeee f*** I am gonna be able to watch every NUFC game on my actual goddamn television this season. HOT DAMN. My bullshit cable provider is even one of the few that bought in to the system. It alllmost makes me hate them just a little bit less. Almost. good Q&A about the details of the new setup.

Just like Europe!

Think they used the cold spray on that fella's nuts?

Staying onside would also help The worst part about that is it seems like he's gotten such a reputation for being caught offside that linesmen take all the close decisions against him as well. "Well it's Cisse, he was probably off"

People only do things this stupid in the name of religion.

What the fuck is wrong with this club man

I've been tellin you mothafuckas

Super stoked for Wondo he's been incredible for San Jose and I knew it would just be a matter of time before he was kicking ass for the USA.

Loved the wingers last night, delicious service, an easy night for the forwards. Cisse would murder with that kind of service, of course it'd be nice to play against Guatemala also.

Personally I hate that fucker, so it works out well for me.