Deuce

:lol:

Well tbf, it's actually the flag of the city of Portland.

And he's young. And cool. And has nice teeth.

He's just really limited. 10 years ago he would've been a serviceable starting fullback: he's positionally-aware and generally not prone to mistakes. But he lacks pace (despite him being the fastest man alive) and offers hardly anything going forward, two attributes which are essential for the modern fullback to thrive at the top level.

all those votes for worst poster making more sense by the day

We could be the worst team to ever get promoted.

With a handful of others, he's one player I'm not that concerned about making the jump back to the PL next season.

pure sex

A win is a win. Job done. On to next week.

Ritchie's really picked it up in Gayle's absence.

points for originality, I guess.

What a utter scrote sack. Looks like Jamie Carragher Looks like Crisp from Kindergarten Cop.

Red Touch Yellow - Kills a Fellow

Pretty petty of the club. Relax, you're Southend United, nobody cares if you play or not.

There was a weird fetish for a little while about correlating his hairstyle and his level of intelligence. We won't unpack that one...

Done deal now it seems. Better for him. Will develop under Tuchel They have a lot of young (less than 21 years old even) talent contributing already. Future looks bright, if they manage to keep them away from big money moves.

Well I imagine his father's death is Knockaert's biggest regret.

Jesus

They also just don't have any good players tbh.