Deuce

Nah Spurs signed him.

On FIFA, from whence I acquire all of my knowledge of footballers, he’s a CAM.

I do wonder how he fits into Ange P.’s plans. He tends to play an attack-minded 4-3-3 with a 6 in front of the CBs and two 8s who drive forward through midfield.* Assuming they keep Kane, they already have Son on the left and Kulu on the right, so I guess Maddison slots in as one of the 8s. If they lose Kane, do they move Son to CF and put Maddison on the left? *analysis courtesy of Tifo Football on YT

farewell sweet prince

Getting his salary off the books and having one fewer player to register will be worth more than whatever fee we could get for him. Plus I respect that we’d treat him like that.

Signed him on FIFA to replace BDB as my left-sided CB/LB hybrid. He’s lush, we should get him.

ill kill them if they take my precious boy

I think he’d piss it. Give them 4-5 years of 20+ goals easy. He’ll be driving to win the CL more than anything, too.

Will be great when Kane makes a big show about wanting to stay at Spurs, fucks them off on a new contract, and leaves on a free next summer.

bring him hyem

Hear he’ll be on nearly £400k a week and be given a unicorn.

Whew, superb player. Irritating.

Agent Gnonto putting in a shift. Bring him hyem.

my condolences

count as a homegrown?

about 7 Ashby’s

BM missed having a true striker last season. Adding Kane makes them CL contenders again imo.

Sell Manq, loan Ashby. I’d keep Krafth for now because he can play at CB in a pinch (unless I just made that up…?)

2, 3, 1, 4

Unpopular opinion but stripeless sleeves are often better than striped sleeves. There’s something about the intersection of sleeve stripes and body stripes that makes me

Didn’t Fulham allegedly value Palhinha pretty high? Good for them setting the bar high on their important players.

Be a real bummer if he failed his medical.