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Every single player who was forced to play under Pardew, Carver, McLaren, or Bruce gets a bit of grace from me. Except for Obertan. One of the comically worst players I’ve ever seen.

Think they’ll be as dangerous as a wet fart tbh. Allardyce is a joke.

Always had a soft spot for Fulham, glad they’ve had a decent season.

Nah, it’d be good to have them in the top fight again. If for no other reason than to see them right back down. I respect what they’re doing with the youth revolution…seems like they have some decent young players to build upon.

Never played in the PL have they? Would be good to have some new faces, even if they’re likely to be horrible cloggers.

this sounds like a “you” problem more than a Kev problem

Would be a terrific window. My only concern with Szoboszlai is the “Bundesliga attacking player” inflation.

Really impressed with the turnaround in his performance over the past year. Resembles the player we thought we were getting when he first came up.

Sign this kind fucko immediately

Big Joe on the left of midfield to help neutralize Saka.

I remember Welbeck playing quite a bit for ManU back in the day.

Toney really is a terrific player. Proper target man.

Yeah I guess I was thinking more that they had an opportunity to sneak into Europe given their remaining schedule.

They have a great opportunity given that their next three opponents are the three teams directly in front of them in the table. I think they’re toast if they end up losing to Wolves today though.

Would be a killer in our midfield and free up Bruno. Limited passer though.

that’s an annoyingly smart kit

I’d struggle to put that team together in FIFA career ffs

When they sign Haaland to replace Benz in a couple years…

I’ll always back players to capitalize on their earning potential; at the end of the day, football is employment and players should reap the benefits of their labor. It’d be interesting to see if those who relentlessly criticized Ronaldo for taking a Saudi buyout would have the same to say about Messi for doing the exact same thing.

Bellingham, Tchouameni, Camavinga, Valverde in that midfield for the better part of a decade, christ.

Love how much fewm Klopp inspires.

It’s hopeless playing for this Chelsea team right now. I don’t think a single one of their players has had a good season.

Imagine being that fucking thick.