Deuce

Too bad we can’t relegate four clubs. Bottom four all deserve the drop.

My friend started dating this guy and we all went out to dinner one night. Kept pretty quiet until someone mentioned the footie and we found out he was a Chelsea guy…completely unloaded on Havertz.

He’d be first choice pretty much everywhere else.

Strongest argument against signing Szoboslai is that no one can spell his name correctly. you didn’t even notice that I spelled it incorrectly just now.

Eddie will have them ready for this. Full throttle out the gate.

Lads if you get to this level of handwringing it’s time to take a step back.

the prodigal son returns

Tempting fate there, Marca.

Oxlade-Chamberlain worth taking a flyer on? Or is he cooked.

That’s a decent kit…but it’s an away kit.

Despite their poor season, there are a lot of quality parts to be stripped if/when they go down. Not like Sheffield United going down.

Imagine how much nicer that kit would be without a sponsor at all.

Ol’ Jorge wondering how he can thread the Wolves needle on this one.

Yeah think so. Maybe out on the left?

U.S. soccer Twitter is killing it this morning

Tomori should file to switch to Canada imo

it worked!

please let this season end

Newcastle will be playing foh-foh-fookin-tyoo

Left-sided complement to Ashby. Fullbacks of the future.

* @Disco klaxon *

“They’ve bottled it.” It’s a lazy charge and often denies agency to other teams. Arsenal will not have “bottled it” this season if City win the league, and we will not have “bottled it” if we don’t end up qualifying for the CL.

Has anyone said that though?