Deuce

There’s gotta be a few decent options who’d be available on a free. Need a Mo Diame-esque no nonsense signing.

Probably doesn’t hurt that he and the manager speak the same language

Cunha innit?

Hundreds (of billions)

ffs

Hugely consequential to our transfer comings and goings, too.

Look if that dogshit Spurs team gets CL football, I don’t feel even the slightest bit of imposter syndrome

Look at us, a couple of Uniteds. United in friendship.

more or less

absolute chaos merchant

Ricochet off the post leading to a Villa goal on the counter

I won’t, fuck them.

Oh my fuck Fabian

Murphy to Wilson for the equalizer would be lols

Put this forum on suicide watch if they bring on DCL and he seals it

These fucks are content to park the bus and hoof it long

Would love for Pickford to get caught out

Peach of a goal by Orsolini for Bologna v Genoa

is what I'm getting

Mackems are the McPoyles of the footballing world