Tiotes Witch Doctor

Still waiting in the inevitable thread on there titled "The Geordies Were Right"

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Kronenberg tastes like liquid shite anyway.

I'm out from 9am like, going to be absolutely mortal by the time the game ends and I have a wedding reception to go to at 7 in the evening, going to ruin it I can see it now, that's IF I make it.

It really isn't, especially seeing that he does actually bottle entire matches let alone challenges.

Looking increasingly like it could be Beyond, anyone done players? Also FYEO has matches on? Lap dance after the game to drown my sorrows is a cracking idea mind.

I've heard this, can imagine it being cramped as f though, the upstairs is tiny. Definitely a possibility though.

Where are the people who couldn't secure a ticket watching this in town? I like somewhere thats absolutely jumping for the derby, did Samjacks last year which I quite liked but some of the lads aren't keen, any suggestions? Decent price bit of a mental atmos and good TV views?

There was one moment which summed him up for me late in second half we were playing with a bit of confidence, Anita made a cracking tackle to get the ball back and him Sissoko, Wiji and Colo knocked it around in midfield, ball came to Colback and he did his usual of shitting himself and falling over losing possession and ruining a nice pass and go and move.

At least deserves a bit of a chance under new coaching setup, there are things he does really well like link up and hold up play, works hard too, just needs a break I think.

Imagine Mitrovic absolutely dicking them, obviously anyone scoring would be mint but Mitrovic, banging a couple in and winning us the game? Absolute scenes.

Imagine if we had re-signed Cabaye man

Attacking wise he was absolutely sensational yesterday, no other word for it, had a big hand in every goal. Defensively in the first half was incredibly poor though, the same as against City he just could not be arsed to bust a gut to get back, the thing is it appears McClaren had a word in his ear at half time as he was far, far better at this in the second, a great interception from him led to one of our goals.

For such an successful afternoon for the team, this cunt still played like shit, made a decent block and nearly had a standing ovation for him when he played a simple cross field pass, Anita came on and offered much, much more. Tiote was god awful but can we forgive him it being his first start back? Colback though, jesus christ that bloke is such a negative footballer its scary, he literally tucks in to the back four when we're defending leaving the midfield horribly exposed. A decent replacement for him is duly needed in January.

Love winning the derbies, love beating those cunts, but to them it is literally the be all and end all of every season. I remember when we won 5 in a row and I and everyone else just carried on living my life, with a bit of piss taking here and there, its life for them

Hes never done really well at any other club in the early stages before then failed catastrophically though, so its definitely going to be consistent. He deserves the praise, nothing can go wrong ever.

It's not about how well he is playing or what he is creating etc... to an extent, its the effort levels from him that are the problem, I was at the game so managed to be able to see him off the ball as well as on and the bloke was stood rooted to the spot and walking when everyone else was at least trying to chase down the ball, lost causes, counter attacks etc.... Even when we were the better team in the first half he wasn't interested, it's not about holding him to a higher standard or singling him out, he was the ONLY one on the pitch who was sulking around the pitch the entire game and not interested in the slightest. Is that so hard to understand?

The best he could do is probably a Lyon or a Marseille tbh.

He was a complete and utter f***ing disgrace yesterday, the bloke refused to track back, whatsoever to help out Janmaat, and going forward wasn't much better, lazy horrible t*** and I can't wait to see the back of him. Nobody expected him to win games on his own or even particularly be a cut above, but the bloke was walking around in a strop the entire game, including the first half.

People writing him off already man

Heard that Mbabu is in the back 4 today.

I've been to every game so far this season and I'm going to the next 3 at least, if nothing has picked by then I'm done, can't deal with the disappointments any longer. Stopped completely last season but took the "new hope" at the beginning of the season as an excuse to go back and wish I hadn't.

Krul Janmaat Mbemba Coloccini Colback Thauvin Anita Wijnaldum Aarons Mitrovic Perez

Call me crazy, but if all else fails I'd give Anita a bash in an advanced role, his passing is accurate and crisp and without the defensive restraints I think he would be decent getting the ball wide and through balls to whoever is up front. Would be helpful on a counter attack too.