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I've never seen this many people across social media talking about jacking in their season tickets, loads who claim they've been going for years who thought they would never cancel no matter what etc.... I'm gonna change my prediction from 48k at Arsenal game to 47k.

This horrible little cunt is going to be starting in CM this season can see it now.

48k would be my prediction but also wouldn't be one bit surprised to see over 50k. Our fan base never learn.

Live about a 2 minute walk from Hebburn Town's ground so might start watching their games instead, I have absolutely no desire to watch a single minute of our games this season.

Aye I was enjoying it until that bit.

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at people who still don't seem to have realised what Ashley is capable of. Of course we won't be taken over man.

Fucking Avram Grant!

Aye, there clearly is some interest but Ashley doesn't really want to sell so will be dicking them around until its too late to sign players. Bring in a Carver or Pardew style manager on cheap wages, bring in a few loans, 50k in the stadium and hope to finish 17th every season.

Wasn't it because fans complained to Lee Marshall about the fact he hasn't signed a new deal yet so shouldn't be using his name to sell shirts? Don't think its anything more than that.

I'll tell you what are minging, Oreos, I think that's something we should all agree on as we put the biscuit debate to bed.

Kit kat is a biscuit if it's not then what it is? It's not a chocolate bar.

Need to find some room for Kit kats in there...

Of course without this story surfacing, he'd have been forced to give Rafa a contract and sign a load of players just so people on the internet wouldn't get the hump for an extra three weeks. Depends whether or not you think Ashley would be deceptive for a perceived easier life, I for one think he would. Sounds a bit over the top granted, but I wouldn't put anything past him.

Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent. Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat. ££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

Voted for Rondon, just none stop graft and contributed towards 19 goals with his high assists tally, hes been an absolute pleasure to watch play this season. Ritchie would have been my second, think his sheer presence alone has dragged us forward at times, and while he is fairly limited hes contributed 9 assists this season from mostly a wing back position, hes been very good. Honourable mentions to Perez, Schar and Hayden too.

I do actually think they'll end up going up mind, either way it will probably be hilarious, there's not a chance in hell they will be anywhere near the playoff spots in the championship if they did come up.

Isn't true.

Our fans when Rafa goes and the king returns and wins 1 game:

It’ll be one of our ‘work hard but eventually concede to much better players’ type games. That's what I was thinking too, this Liverpool side is absolute quality and in many other seasons they would be dead certs to win the league. We'll be resolute to a point but ultimately they will be too much for us, might even still be 0-0 at half time.

Nice to see all you dreamers but we're going to get pumped 3 nowt.

Such a creepy post When it comes to ideas about how to get at someone, I’m pretty fucking good at it. Getting at the psychologically works fucking wonders. Might be the best post I've seen on here tbh.

50 million plus player sales is not unreasonable tbh and I think Rafa would be happy with that side of things, when you really delve into it we have the potential to fetch (up to:) 15m Shelvey 20m Gayle 15m Hayden 8-10m Murphy 6m Muto? 2m Joselu Getting a bit lucky with fees that could leave us with up to 120 million to spend on players, the problem though, is that it's almost definitely complete bollocks and we know they will go back on their word as soon as they see the £££ signs. Unfortunately it'll be the investment elsewhere that will stop this contract being signed, no way will Benitez bang on about improving facilities, even more so than transfer funds and then accept no investment, there's just absolutely no way, a compromise has to be met, but even if it that will probably be lies aswell, either way we're fucked.

Neutral fan at work (Palace fan) saying he thinks Schar is one of the best CB's hes seen in the league this season and we'll do very well to hold onto him, reckons he is already worth 5x what we paid for him. Nice to hear the opinions of neutrals without the rose tinted specs on.