Shays Given Tim Flowers

Would be Murphy's law.

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/resources/images/2499823.jpg?type=articleLandscape

Hopefully he scores a screamer for a headline writer's dream. Or that he has a mental breakdown.

No chance. He doesn't have the balls to come back.

There's no need for a definitive viewpoint on a young player if they can get game time on loan at a decent level. If it happens for him great, if not it's hardly the end of the world.

Maybe he can get deals done for lesser amounts of money. Should think he's probably pretty intimidated by signing off on transfers in excess of £10,000,000.

Would be very happy with Rondon.

We buy like a discounted retailer rather than a football club.

Magpies.

He could be our Luis Garcia.

Transfer bidet.

Pupil Referral Unit.

Thought you were pissing off till July.

Rafa is seizing the means of production.

Thank God for the philanthropic, football savvy, Mike Ashley.

Hopefully it's Lu Bu.

£80-100m

christ.

Just so sad. Thanks for all the memories.

Michael Owens effort against Argentina in France 98 is probably the best losing goal I can think of.

I don't know like, we could probably sign one of those for our entire budget. No wages though.

Practically writes itself.