BillClinton

Aston Villa 0 - 3 Everton Bournemouth 1 - 1 Southampton Leicester 2 - 0 West Brom Norwich 0 - 2 Chelsea *Bonus* Sunderland 0 - 2 Palace Arsenal 2 - 1 Swansea Stoke 2 - 1 Newcastle West Ham 2 - 1 Spurs Liverpool 2 - 2 Manchester City Manchester United 2 - 1 Watford

West Ham 0-1 Sunderland Leicester 3-1 Norwich Southampton 1-2 Chelsea Stoke 0-0 Aston Villa Watford 0-1 Bournemouth West Brom 0-1 Crystal Palace Man Utd 1-1 Arsenal Spurs 2-1 Swansea

Joe Kinnear reference

Ref speaking to the players in the changing rooms apparently Maybe he just needed to use the bathroom and this is a elaborate coverup?

WTF is happening in the Dortmund game?

Sunderland 1-0 Man Utd Bournemouth 0-0 Stoke Crystal Palace 1-0 Watford Everton 3-0 West Brom Norwich 1-0 West Ham Swansea 2-2 Southampton Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle Arsenal 2-3 Leicester Aston Villa 1-3 Liverpool Man City 1-0 Spurs

Excuse sorted. "Cameras disturbed us" Was just about to say.. It would be classic pardew to love all the attention during the show and then when it's over blame it for the poor form.. The cunt.

Man City 2-1 Leicester Aston Villa 0-0 Norwich Liverpool 0-1 Sunderland Newcastle 1-1 West Brom Spurs 2-1 Watford Stoke 1-1 Everton Swansea 0-1 Crystal Palace Bournemouth 0-2 Arsenal Chelsea 1-1 Man Utd Southampton 2-2 West Ham

This series of events is the most "Newcastle" thing to ever happen.

It's not Russia yet Vladimir!

Well at least if we lose they'll pass Palace

It was when Remy and (?) on Norwich both got sent off at the same time.. in FEB/JAN 2014 or something.. Last time we played against 10 men was when Stoke were down to 9 a few months before that..

We did more than I expected.. Can't give a good grade, considering we've ignored the trying to improve on the worst defense in the league.

Arsenal 2-1 Southampton Leicester 1-2 Liverpool Norwich 1-2 Spurs Sunderland 1-0 Man City West Ham 0-0 Aston Villa Crystal Palace 1-0 Bournemouth Man Utd 1-0 Stoke West Brom 0-1 Swansea Everton 3-1 Newcastle Watford 1-2 Chelsea

Of all the players we decide to accept back Just about any of the other players we've sold on to a "larger club" would be better..

Would rather have Santon back.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpools-jose-enrique-talks-over-7287048

Bendtner switched to 52 a few seasons ago

More happy about this than any of the signings (Which is definitely why it's being released now)

Great so we're going to have to listen to another media-circus farewell tour?

A journalist mentioned him with us yesterday I think. Edit: from Douglas today "Valencia’s Lucas Orban may come back into play while the club have also made tentative enquiries about Davide Santon, who left 12 months ago." http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-sign-striker-before-10812403 Not that he knows anything..

I think we always assumed Remy was the failsafe when our attempts for Lacazette and Berahino (predictably) failed. Then Remy chose a much better option in Leicester and we are now scrambling around like idiots.

Which means one more day till the reports that we are "Closed for business"

The name escapes me but yes they do. Along with Mitrovic and many others we've signed These guys I think: http://www.transfermarkt.com/mondial-sport-management-amp-consulting-sarl/beraterfirma/berater/2106