Jesse Pinkman

Was listening to some Everton podcast and apparently he has the 2nd worst xG across ALL of the European professional leagues since 2018 I.e he constantly misses absolute sitters.

Why does this management team have no balls?

Why is Elanga suddenly getting touted? We already have a better RW in Murphy. We need to buy better than Murphy. Neither getting in the England squad anytime soon.

Luke Edwards has been stinking the gaff out since that Barella story dropped in 2023. Pulling out all the stops to get everything he says wrong. Very funny I must say.

I can feel the transfer meltdown within me. Like the dark side

This is the sort of signing we would make under Ashley.

Madueke is not much of an improvement on Murphy. We need a purple at RW not and England B team player

Isn’t a £100m a lot for this year? If we buy a £60m player. We pay £20m a year spread out over 3 years. That means we can get 3/4 big players this summer.

Wait, why are we getting another keeper again?

Likely but he reminds me a lot of that Georgian guy who plays on the wing for PSG

Journalists who have a YouTube channel. Think Craig Hope with 10% of the ego. Video in question

Watched the Geordie Journo’s video on this and they state this has been cooking for a long time and it was a matter of when rather than if. Seem to be rumours amongst journalists for months that he was ruffling too many feathers and not a great fit.

Surely they wouldn’t announce this without a replacement announcement following shortly after?

I wouldn’t say for no reason he was trying to barge his way through the crowd which will piss people off. He also seems to reverse and nearly run over a woman walking past. Which causes the guy to get angry and smashes the window

Looks like an Uber/taxi driver trying to take a short cut through the crowds and then losing their head when the crowd gets agitated and smashes his window.

Sob on the Villa Park

Should call in sick for the internationals and have a rest over the summer

Was carrying the team on his back for the last 10 mins. Him and Tonali only ones desperate for CL. Glad he signed that new contract as we need those sort of characters.

Very poor today but also thought Barnes was bad as well. Not sure either are CL level players

Attention

Ugh looks worse

Watch the full half and just found out Mason Mount is playing. Where was he?!

This the level of the Europa league final. We would have smashed this competition.

Looked very sharp and composed on the ball when he came on. If big Joe is out, I’d start him against Everton