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Doesn't even need saying, but Curbishley wouldn't have been able to give us a 12 point point cushion from 18th place never mind 2nd.

Stifler is a knacker but it is for charity.

Good save for the cameras from Shay but you'd be disappointed if he doesn't tip that round the post.

Nah, we'll appoint a manager. I've no worries about Carver continuing in this role going into next season.

Sol wants the Villa job but what has he done since retiring to deserve a job in the conference never mind the top flight? Absolute knacker.

I heard she doesn't wipe her arse properly though, so swings and roundabouts.

Stifler called Jack 'Colbaccio' in school and got knocked the fuck out. A Year 7 nicked his fruit shoot while he was on the deck.

Read and hear a lot of people saying "he's deadly in the 6 yard box", get him in the box and he'll score!" A lot of strikers will, and they'll also add something to the all round play of the team. I wonder how bad this knee of his is.

Not sure about a Ioan but they have been linked with signing him before.

The name that was on everyone's lips.

Think he'd struggle at Arsenal, you have to have more about you to play for the top clubs unless you're utterly ridiculous at that limited role like van Nistelrooy was.

Collymore says whatever he has to to get people to phone in.

Stop talking about Pardew you fucking idiot.

Whoever is out of the team gets overrated to fuck on here. It was Anita, now it's Abeid. If you're not playing, your stock grows.

Has coming out in public to slate a player ever worked? Stinks of "I'm not a pushover, I'm not afraid to have a go at the players"

Nice lad in school and a Premier League goal scorer.

"Mike is a strong character who has been a success in his whole business life and is a genius in that world - but when you come to football, the logic doesn't quite fit. He loves football but he sometimes can't understand how it works and it confuses and upsets him, and when he is upset, he does things that aren't brilliant for the football club."

West Ham have terminated Ravel Morrisons contract with immediate effect.

Tbf, he is blind and may not spot the difference in Twitter handles.

I think he should take the rest of this season off without a club, and work with a top fitness instructor to get him drilled into the best shape he can be. Then in the summer, trial around with different clubs and put his best foot forward for the prime of his career. Mucking about in the MLS won't accomplish anything for him. It'll probably further push him into this general malaise he has.

Depends what the set up is like there and what kind of investment there is in the team. Id jump ship to another Premiership club if I felt the club I was at wasnt taking the correct steps to ensure I was equipped with the best chance of achieving survival at least.

He'll be good but he'll be misused or we won't play in a style which suits him.

Don't think he really has much to complain about, we've sent them 5 players more than good enough for that league. The problem comes from our side, there is no benefit to NUFC and we are footing the bill for players who are no longer an option for our own team.

Roeder had made assurances he would get plenty of minutes but went back on his word.

It is hard to do business when you enter negotiations with a bag of magic beans and a half arsed attitude.