gjohnson

Got to be a wind up

Don't be daft...clearly not good enough. Only Bally can save them, with Phillips as assistant

Still think if we can find an Isak, we can find better than DCL.

Yes they've had injuries, but nowhere near as bad as we have

Carl Cort mkii

Its so nice too see other teams being ran comically...and finally it's not us being one of them

Given the nature of British journalism, it could be anything from a full disclosure of ours and Brightons transfer plans to something like..."hey Berrado, hear you're joining Man U. Looking at going there myself"

Is anyone aware of the actual contents of this mail? Not seen any details anywhere

Not even remotely if it's from company property

It's times like these I really hope our players at least have a read on here.

Whether he is or not that's at least what he's worth to us....100m cash can't sit in a midfield for us, but a Bruno can better than most in the league.

He's not the hero they need at the moment

Is there another team where individual players get as much love and attention we give to Bruno?

Not saying Olise isn't good and certainly nothing to do with his ethnicity. Just has the same swagger and style as Zaha where he gives the impression that if he's not one of the main men he'll flounder

Olise is so just Zaha Mkii. Great at Palace but would suck balls anywhere else

Didn't we used to have a worst post of the season thread? This has to be a contender

Always sounded like a Watford appointment. Good for 3 games then owners get itchy after a loss or two

Agree...he'd comfortably improve Arsenal and City. He's dragged down by Longstaff here. With proper quality around him he'd be seen as one of the leagues best, more than he already is

They'll have some left field weird idea in mind....much like De Zerbi himself

Even as a young winger at Monaco he still managed to destroy us in the UEFA cup in 97

Well "fair market" to the slimy 6 according to the Masters crew is about 300m. For us and the rest of the plebs it's about 1m

Have we not got any decent goalkeepers in academy or U21/23 we could promote ala Krul? Would make more sense than spending x amount on a backup especially if were as technically skint as everyone thinks?

This is absurd...at 25 should never be classed as a young player

Good to see recognition, but in no way shape or form is he a 'young' player now. Cut off should be 22

Even doing that won't leave too much change from half a billion. Might as.well go the whole hog and sit on the investment for the 40/50 years it'll take to pay for itself