Andy84

Really bizarre what's going on at Swansea

Really like him, pity he snatched at that big chance in the second half but his overall play was excellent. He will get much much better aswell

Alan f***** Pardew. There literally isn't enough on the face of the planet

Mignolet

Aye. Team reliant on their talisman, shock eh. We can't hang our hat on anyone

We've won 1 less game than the Mackems, scored 4 less goals and conceded more. F****** hopeless

Hopefully the result last night along with the signings will give us the shot in the arm we need for this. Key is to get Wijnaldum as close to the front players as posssible, his link up play with Mitrovic is a real asset. 2-1 us

Great pen, under that pressure

Just thinking they needed a big lumbering CB right now Hasnt looked good for a while tbh SSN running this as their top story like it is absolutely sensational news

Suffering Christ

They might bring Memphis back in who could cause us one or two problems. Also Mata seems to love playing against us, always does well. Other than that it is feasible we can keep a clean sheet, put a chance away and nick it. We'll probably play well due to Man Utd and TV.

Striker to winger to DM, already Pre Goufranned. Anyway welcome Henri

1980

Someone other than Sissoko who can carry it from A to B in midfield would be nice. Hopefully it's him

Apparently the 9th player we've signed since 2010 to be represented by the agency 'Mondial sports management'. Other players include Thauvin and Rivière

I think he would add balance to our CM, hopefully getting rid of the 2 DM axis of evil. He's obviously got some quality and the much sought after "premier league experience". If a new club helps him get back to form whilst giving us a different dimension then good.

So gash this Palace side

2-0

They've flirted with this for far too long, surely this is the season they drop

I just think a lot of us probably felt liberated from Pardew, the massive caveat of course the club remaining under the control of Ashley. Being rid of Pardew and still serving the same dross ourselves will make his likely failure a lot less sweeter. We had a huge chance to make an imaginative and forward thinking appointment and we've ballsed it up

The most regretful thing is we haven't moved on from his era as a club in terms of our style of play or results, of course still being permanently hampered by Ashley. Despite an initial attempt by McClaren to play better football it has since been ditched for more of less of what was served up under this idiot. Some short term relief in the shape of a younger, progressive manager would have done wonders. Such thick c***s at the helm of this club.

He'll end up at West Ham or Southampton

I've always thought that signing Shelvey would be highly unlikely, verging on zero chance. We'll have a price, won't budge or show any flexibility and he'll go somewhere else as he won't be short of suitors.

We need to at least have 20 by the turn of the year which there is at least hope of, we aren't 1 or 2 wins away from the team's above us and still over half the season to go. This is before mentioning all of the negatives and glaring problems with the squad like. It really is 50-50 I reckon

The 'we deserved f*** all' v 'deserved a point' man it's all irrelevant. We just don't do enough in games to win the amount we need. Hence why we're in the bottom 3 and have failed to take advantage of 2 home games