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He's from Serbia, he'll fuckin murder ya

He's a big lad.

All the Danish/Swedish TV shows I've seen just seem to be basically Geordie. I'm hoping that will mean I'm able to survive in Copenhagen/Malmo/Stockholm next month. I particularly like how Swedish for "police" is "polis". Leaving Oslo out. I guess she doesn't want to pay £17 for a pizza. Try £25-ish. For the horrible ones. Outrageous!

just assuming it was true for a second, is he good? He's only 20 years old but a very hot prospect. Scoring loads at Anderlecht (yeah I know)

Dalglish was pretty decent too.

All the Danish/Swedish TV shows I've seen just seem to be basically Geordie. I'm hoping that will mean I'm able to survive in Copenhagen/Malmo/Stockholm next month. I particularly like how Swedish for "police" is "polis". Leaving Oslo out. I guess she doesn't want to pay £17 for a pizza.

Impressive, Juve. Respect.

He's such a pleb.

How old is Will? Does he play football at NUFC?

I'd say it's a bit easier in Copenhagen than in the countryside/smaller towns, as they're more used to (Swedish) tourists. I'd also say we've gone a bit off topic.

One point won't guarantee safety.

He was. At the World Cup in 1994 (he didn't play) his shirt read "Ronaldinho" IIRC.

Austin

Considering we COULD (I don't say we will) play our best possible XI, and they've got nothing to play for, we should win this. However, this is Newcastle United.

Same here, I feel betrayed.

They have a bit of fret

I know there are plenty who still believe this, but the reality is his position has become untenable. His brief was to finish 10th not 17th. That alone must have cost the club millions. I really, really, really hope you're right. Why else would they have even considered asking McClaren to come in for the last three games? The priority if we stay up will be to get someone similar to MClaren now, cheap and English enough not to make Charnley and Ashley feel too paranoid. I guess the best we can hope for is someone like Mark Warburton.

I know there are plenty who still believe this, but the reality is his position has become untenable. His brief was to finish 10th not 17th. That alone must have cost the club millions. I really, really, really hope you're right.

Lush.

Like: Papiss, Tiote Detestable: Obertan, Iron Mike Meh: Everyone else

Aye, I'm pretty sure it'll be Carver.

HAHA Ronaldo

May secure PL status away at QPR in the 37th game of the season then, exactly the same as 2 years ago.

Like there's a list

We already have the best manager in the PL and we won't replace him.