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Williamson

ffs That's incredible.

f***ing hell Absolute f***ing weasel. What the fuck does he mean about having 89 mins to have a go at the game?!

Christ. I would potentially join the Oxford Street protest, but need a few more details of what is actually planned when in the store. The one thing I want to avoid, like the guys at AO.com touched upon, is the harassment of staff.

Same...celebrated like it was his though

I had to stop myself from daydreaming about Klopp today. It'd be nuts if we supported a real team, man. Eat s*** and f***ing die you piece of s***. Can't believe this guy is likely to get the job with a win percentage just about in double figures, matching Pardew's record of six losses on the trot...a fine achievement to add to his lickipedia page

More waiting? #wait aye, but come september it will be best to wait till the Jan window etc. Of course man, that's just the advice us unknowledgeable fans have been given by those in the know. Forever waiting. The worst is when members of our support seemingly back this mentality of perennial waiting as if some magic compelling event is going to occur. It's sickening and hilarious in equal measure I just find it astonishing that people will ignore all this and discuss the finer points of the team-like they matter any- as if the whole f***ing club isnt broken to bits This is a top-level professional football club. Apparently.

More waiting? #wait aye, but come september it will be best to wait till the Jan window etc. Of course man, that's just the advice us unknowledgeable fans have been given by those in the know. Forever waiting. The worst is when members of our support seemingly back this mentality of perennial waiting as if some magic compelling event is going to occur. It's sickening and hilarious in equal measure

More waiting? #wait

Brilliant.

The Bishop has obviously told him to try a different forum. Someone responded to him with this gem. 'Listen, son. You're a c***. A grade A c***. Ashleyout.com was launched less than two weeks ago and in that time has helped organise a boycott of approximately 10,000 fans. When was the last time that happened? But that isn't what makes you a c***. No. You're a c*** because you wanted it to fail. You'd rather be proven right to a bunch of strangers on the Internet than see the campaign achieve any success. You rushed on here so quickly to claim victory that you didn't even know what the score was. The fellas over on NO had the right idea. And that is what makes you a c***. Or a mackem. Same difference.' Magical. You seen his post on the intro thread? He really hates this place :lol:

I really, really hope that this isn't true. Carver ffs

:lol: The large majority of your football posts are spectacularly retarded though.

Your missus must be horrific company if you prefer to go watch that abomination instead. Was literally thinking that There's gonna be at least 40,000 others attending who are in terrible sexless relationships with aesthetically-challenged mythical ogres. Carver will love it, 'real fans came out to support the team, it's a shame we lost 5-0 but we showed a lot of fight. Lick.'

Carvajal

He's already awesome, and he's going to get better still

Varane's rapid.

Yep.

I love the way he was so disappointed to come off. He must really not know how fucking terrible he is

That would have been me pulling him up. c*** of the highest order. Can't believe that was his retort mate, it's insane- didn't realise grown men could be so childish. I thought we was a loveable idiot before that exchange.

I particularly enjoyed Mark Bright's casual xenophobia against people with a Geordie accent when pulled up on spelling mistakes. Considering he looks like a retarded seal under the influence of some strong stimulants when he speaks I found that especially rich

Is he just trying to antagonise the fans but bringing on Gouffran?

Not enough pashun imo

Fatty's being discussed in Parliament- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32144206