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Foreign DNA Don't even know where to start, it's like the only country he knows aside from Britain is the People's Republic of Foreign. This is 2015 for fuck's sake, how the fuck do journalists not pull idiots like this up on absolutely spectacularly retarded musings such as this? It's staggering. The derby loss had nothing to do with your tactics or the way you set the team up, John. Fuck me.

Good finish.

Come on Bournemouth. Thoroughly likeable club. We used to be one of those

Awesome game. Like others have said, Phillips has been awesome.

Well said, was about to post something along these lines. The paradoxical hypocrisy this guy displays is breathtakingly retarded.

Christ what a contradictory bellpiece this Mako character is

Sometimes I hate being from South London. Getting so much shit from my Palace-supporting mates tonight. Starting to hate their little cornershop club never hated being at a pub so much in my life

All I can say is- Coloccini. San Lorenzo. Desperate to leave. Double fucking standards. The cunts.

As if that mitigates anything our 'support as a whole' are the 52k that turn up to watch a complete shower of shit every other week and are more than happy to do so. Colback is shite, runs around like a headless chicken and hasn't really got anything about him that makes him special in any way whatsoever. His positioning is terrible, his passing is average, he's physically weak and his touch is below par. Not surprised it took him 26 minutes to find a team mate, even if he was at LB.

Again...what's the plan exactly?

Krul loving Defoe They've deserved it. Once again, what exactly is the plan today?

I think I'm the only one that wasn't that impressed by Barkley last night. Runs into trouble far too much for me, doesn't pick his head up enough, hasn't got that great close control for the things he tries. A rough diamond I know but I genuinely don't see what everyone else sees. Has the ability to be a decent top level footballer, bits of his technique like his shot and his strength should carry him through at this level but I just don't think he has the natural ability to be anywhere near world class or for Roy/whoever to build a team around. I hope he does a C Ronaldo and goes overboard in trying to improve every part of his technique and physique, I like him for his endeavour and boldness but for me he hasn't got the guile or diligence to go with it.

English football summed up by what I presume is the assistant manager screaming 'get him! Get hiiiiim!'

I'm in Total agreement. We need a Welcome Break from this debate. Esso boring. Agreed, continuing this crude debate is fuelish in my eyes.

That doesn't mitigate his ridiculous behaviour in any way whatsoever. Plenty of other people have been in the public eye and not gone down the same road that Gazza has. He's punched a woman, attempt to open diplomatic ties with Raoul Moat and has been drunk and abusive in public. There's nothing left to defend, regardless of the amount of 'nice guy' stories that pop up everywhere

I'm not even sure a foreseeable future would change anything at the club.

The guy's a mess and only he can sort himself out, it's clear all the help in the world won't doesn't make a difference. He's been incredibly fortunate with the outpouring of support that he's received in the last decade

Not sure if this has been posted- John Carver believes even Arsene Wenger would struggle with so many injuries http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-believes-even-arsene-8878735 I thought he was happy with the squad? And of course Wenger's gonna say that Carver has what it take to be a manager, it's a piss easy 6 points per season! Or for the one season that we'll be in the PL under him. Can't believe this guy will be in charge next season. It's absolute torture.

I know when people say this it sounds like hyperbole, but that is genuinely one of the worst articles I've ever seen. Armstrong not an out-and-out striker? Carver's training schedule impressive? He was happy with the squad, he even said so. Like others have asked, how can this hypocrisy not be illuminated? It's mental.

Come on Arsenal! Actually enjoying a game of football

Easy to make Pardew look bad if you cherry-pick such a small sample size as 2 seasons.

Always knew he could handle himself. So don't worry guys

John 'hit the ground running' Carver

Meh.

I don't think Tim Sherwood is arrogant.