Holloway

Howay me black and white beauties ?

Champo bench

What were your thoughts on the Bournemouth 9-0 defeat ? Erm..I can't remember

He's quite repulsive on many fronts, it's seeping out of him

I agree with all that apart from the two word opener ?

He seems a bit of a tit this Foster chap,the self love is a bit overbearing

Opportunity for Anderson tomorrow, hope he comes straight in for Maxi

Nice to see everyone getting their fix ? Doubt we'll see Wilson for a while,yet

I'd love to hear his thoughts on where he prefers playing, on one or two of those highlight reels at the Gas he did pop up on the right and looked just as dangerous

Hatem v Benfica, skied it over the bar with only a few minutes left

What a thrilling read. One thing's for sure as we progress on this journey, we're going to become a damn good side to watch

I had a wander around Leazes terrace at the weekend, counting the bricks. It's looking a bit delapidated like, window frames are rotting and in desperate need of a jetwash

I don't know who penned it but when I heard the term Fiddlesborough I was like Richard Widmark's sickest laugh in movie history

Like beans on toast

Battle of the Beasts

Thought it was quite an even contest,tbh. Both keepers made a couple of key saves ,and the rest of the game was like Miggy

Hard one to call this, we're at a similar level

Was a foppish cunt today

Oh get to fuck man

Oof you fucker

Haven't seen a player like this in n a long time as good for atixking out a leg and retrieving situations, and that's invaluable. Scruffy on the ball though, he's like an octopus

You find that with the beanpole players and their heading ability, they tend to lean rather than leap, Crouch being a good example

Watching him closely today, he's lumbering. Needs replacing

When our back up players bridge the gap from our starters we'll start making inroads into Europe

You've got to stroke that one in son, never mind fucking about with poncey chips ?