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Don't understand this at all tbh. Gouf has not featured once under SMC, yet he's starting a tough away game - with De Jong and Thauvin sitting on the bench. Can only presume they're using him as he's the most defensive out of the three.

Oh imagine a perfect world where Liverpool hire Pardew and Sunderland hire Allardyce or Redknapp. At least two of the relegation places will be snapped up!

That would be perfect!

Perez was behind Mitrovic imo, both linked up very well though. A "big man, little man" combo where both players have skill.

That's good though, I mean 27 bets on doubles/trebles, you'd expect to hit a few at least. I'm gutted I missed this promo now!

Out of interest how were the free bets given? Loads of £10/£5?

Creteil are 12/5 (WillHill) to beat Laval tomorrow in French Ligue 2. Creteil are 4th, 16 points from 9 games. Form: WWLWL Laval are 13th, 11 points from 9 games. Form: LLDLW Creteil have won their last two away games, Laval have lost their last two home games. Creteil are unbeaten in the last four games against Laval. Not an absolute banker, but an incredible price for the game. You can also get Creteil: BTTS + win: 13/2 To score both halves: 9/2 -1: 15/2 Win an over 2.5 goals: 11/2 I've get them in a straight win (£25) and also a BTTS + win double (£10) with Burnley (away at Rotherham tomorrow). Returning £195.50 and £375.00 respectively. You find with bookies, the lower league French/German and Spanish leagues sometimes have strange odds on some games such as this.

Any one get on this? Couldn't find the f***er after very mild amounts of looking. I couldn't find it either.

Well done mate. Cheers, thought Man City had blown it. Was waiting for one Athletico goal for another £100 in the end as well, but it didn't come. Finished the night in a decent profit, so it's all good.

He'll settle and do well I reckon. To be fair to him, I wouldn't be able to concentrate on my football when his lass looks like she does and is posting pictures up on Instagram all day. I'd spend all my time just looking at her naked.

He reminds me of a chap that I used to go to school with, was a cracking player - was signed on at Grimsby (?) and then moved to Mansfield (IIRC) around the ages of 17-19. Was a right little scrote at school, always in trouble and causing shit for no reason - thought he was the big man. Was a good footballer, was never going to be Premier League, but was earning a tidy packet at League 2 clubs at a young age - would have easily made it up another level at least. Then he decided that he "couldn't be arsed anymore", sacked football off and got some sort of apprenticeship, he's now serving 9 years in prison for GBH and has a kiddie. People like him and Ranger are a waste of talent, someone else with a decent mind and their talent would be having an excellent career but in stead waste their lives and become nothing. I have no doubt Ranger will end up in prison at some point.

Man Utd, Man City and Juve -1 tonight Juve will kick on in the Champs after their s*** start to the league, Man Utd are playing well atm and I fancy Man City against a poor side. £10 returns £302 with WillHill. I've also backed the three in a regular win treble, so I'm not too miffed if they don't win by handicap. £20 returns £121 with WillHill.

We'll set up and play exactly like we did away to Man Utd (and will be unchanged player-wise from last weekend), will depend on whether we can keep it tight and catch them on the break. Will either be 1-0 to us, 0-0 or we'll lose 3-0/4-0.

Makes me laugh, if the 5th official didn't give the goal - that would have been a red card and a penalty (probably scored too). Which would leave Arsenal in a worse position. So if anything, Arsenal should be happy the goal was given.

As if they give a f***! I was hoping some fans got in, if I'm honest.

No interviews as of yet, hopefully they're getting battered in the dressing room.

Cant wait for SMC to whip off his mask and reveal JC is back

There is no reason why those 11 players tonight should not have comfortably won tonight.

Nearly won it though in added time.

Nowhere to hide and no excuses now.

Diouf is such a cunt, I met him a few years back - he's exactly what you think he is. If I remember correctly, he started shouting at a waitress because she cut the lemon incorrectly.

Ranieri is fucking rank man. He's never been successful despite being in charge of massive clubs - five games in continuing Leicester's "party spirit" doesn't make him a good manager.

Feel like we need to set up a support group, where we can just all meet up and shout at walls/cry endlessly and walk in circles after each game.