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Cant fathom the idea of never having a Mars bar like. The Mars bar icecreams are ridiculously nice too.

Any man that owns Jaffa Cakes is welcome in my club.

That statement, similar to the false press release of Chinese interest in NUFC during the summer, is nothing other than an attempt to get more interest. The statement doesn’t mean there is no current interest, it’s Ashley doing what he does best, being a greedy bastard and attempting to try and get a bidding war. If anything, the ‘Christmas deadline’ could be a positive noise. Potentially there is current and significant interest that could see a deal completed by then, the statement is advising other potential parties that they need to move quickly. Of course this is nothing other than speculation, but so is every other post/idea about what is going on. It’s positive to see a good article from Caulkin though, as he appears very well linked with the club and tells it how it is with little bias/propaganda.

West Ham 2-0 Brighton Chelsea 3-0 Watford Huddersfield 0-2 Man Utd Man City 3-0 Burnley Newcastle 2-0 Crystal Palace Stoke 2-0 Bournemouth Swansea 1-1 Leicester Southampton 1-1 West Brom Everton 2-1 Arsenal Tottenham 1-2 Liverpool

Suddenly the desire to flog him in the summer doesn’t look all that weird.

Aye, The Mirror seem to have a massive chip on their shoulder at the minute.

Just had a look and we’re 14/1 for relegation. Weren’t we odds on at the start of the season? Goes to show what a decent start we’ve made.

Myhill is an odd chap like

He’d be a brilliant player for us under Rafa.

He looks more of a Toffee Crisp man to me.

Wow. The staged payments announcement shows this is serious imo. He’sactually gonna flog us. BEFORE A TRANSFER WINDOW. Gonna have to start buying the bubbles for the baths!

Incredible that people don’t understand the most basic rules. It’s irrelevant who had the ball, the ball could have been on the moon. It’s still a foul if you kick your opponent to the floor.

Not seen the highlights yet but we played really well and it was pleasing to see us end the game on the front foot rather than soaking up pressure.

Cheating ffs He was just quicker to the ball, in the 0.00001 of a second he had to decide to go for the ball, I doubt he thought “if I boot the ball out of play, I’ll get kicked by this man and I can dive to the floor”.

I think woodman is a better keeper like, people can argue whether he's too young but he is a better keeper. Although I think you’re right, it’s impossible to say because he’s completely untested at this level.

Manquillos fault in the main, but a better keeper saves it. Worth pointing out that we don’t have a better keeper on our books though. His kicking seemed to have improved in recent weeks but it went back to be diabolically bad yesterday. An area of the team we desperately need to stengthen in January.

Would have been surprised at the start of the season if we were anywhere near the relegation zone all season and I’ve seen nothing to change that. We are amongst the 2/3 of the league with an average team, but we’ve got the best manager of the lot.

A good point but it could so easily have been more.

You cant get 2 points in 8 games and not be in huge danger like. Genuinely think they could go down, if you cant beat QPR at home then you’ll be in trouble. No money to spend in January, the potential for some players to leave and absolutely no hope.

Deary me, sorry all. Happy to take all of the pelters for that. Abso came out really well, but pulled suddenly and never recovered. Didn’t look right at all yesterday. I did however lose an obscene amount of money and was very, very drunk.

Did anyone else think that is was a new contract for Rafa? Obviously the other story is great too mind.

Was literally about to have a shower too, this has now been converted to a full transfer bath.

Superb news.

Absolutely So has a very good chance of doing well in the 15:00 at Newmarket tomorrow.

Cant describe how much I’m looking forward to England stumbling to a 0-0 draw with Panama.