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Nattfare

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  1. I'm sure Luke Edwards didn't watch the game. Had to write a summary article for the PL. He will be delighted for his mate Bruce having come on and scored so early.
  2. But those injuries! We scored too early too. It forced us to play more defensively to defend our lead against the champions B-team. Otherwise we would have played Bruce's signature free-flowing attacking football.
  3. Such a pity for Bruce. Made it to the final, but couldn't win the Rafa trophy.
  4. Not really sure what Dubs did wrong there like? If anything I think Fernandez tricks him when he dodges just before he was about to head it.
  5. Aye, expecting people who are actually competent at their jobs is demanding too much.
  6. How dares he say such a thing about the fantastic and amazing Agatha Christie of football?
  7. Could have won the Rafa Cup for Bruce if he hadn't missed.
  8. Kinnear will come back after Bruce and take credit for signing Lamborghini, St. Maximillian, Dubstepman, Aminelayer and Hayden Christensen.
  9. He also loved a ‘trust me’ Anyone ever says that, immediately never trust them. Carver always said "Listen" and "Let me tell you" a lot.
  10. That's a fair point, I should change accordingly. -1 turd for managing to keep Newcastle in the PL. You lot shouldn't expect more from the team, be grateful for his cluelessness. -1 turd for not being Pardew. +1 turd for being a wanker while he tries to pretend that he isn't. I give Bruce a 9/10 turds rating for the season.
  11. -1 turd for managing to keep Newcastle in the PL. You lot shouldn't expect more from the team, be grateful for his cluelessness. -1 turd for not being Pardew. I give Bruce a 8/10 turds rating for the season.
  12. Absolutely, when it comes to looking like a half-ripe tomato in the face, Bruce is unmatched.
  13. For what? Probably didn't allow Bruce to lick his plate clean once.
  14. The fan reactions on the screen put him under pressure, you could feel their rancid Bruce out stench from there.
  15. Proper Geordie legend, this fantastic and brilliant man.
  16. "NO MORE GOALS!" Have a go! Let's play!
  17. "Right lads, thanks to me are leading. Now let's go out in the second half and have a go!"
  18. He's done an okay job at riding his luck.
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