Nattfare

Gouf will come on for Anita, just watch.

Riviere

Sir Bobby and Gary Speed were looking down favorably at him.

What is it with all these English commentaries who has to add and "r" at the end of any name that ends with an "a"?

Cabellar, Sholar Ameobi, Ben Arfer... I wonder if that's all the same guy? As far as I know though, Cabella is pronounced just that. Cabella and not Cabeya.

This. As long as Ashley is still the owner of the club nothing will change and that means that there's nothing about the club that will keep me interested in it.

I'm pretty sure this is the tool Derek is using to test our players' knee reflexes.

Is that you, Dr. Ed?

Eewww...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IzBG9XzXuNc/VM1lPR29akI/AAAAAAAAETc/O0vyf1tTqx4/s320/tommy.gif

As far as I know Woodman would only be the other option. Elliot slipped on a cheeseburger while Alnwick hurt his wrist from saving a shot for once.

Carver couldn't convince a corpse to stay dead underground if he tried. What hope does he have in convincing some (not counting every player in the squad here) footballers to play football? He's an absolute joke and it amazes me that he actually has been able to stay at this level of football for so long.

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What is that... "thing" in the background?

Think I'm going to follow this thread instead of following the match.

Read the discussions in the comment section from time to time there. Skipping over Ed's post though as the guy's a complete idiot and seems to have the same grasp on reality as Carver does. Constantly blames our bad run on the SackPardew/AshleyOut "Crowd/Crew/Mob/Whatever" for "forcing the sacking of Pardew".

So, is Carver hanging out with his best mate the maintenance man from the elevator here? And for some reason this picture cracks me up.

Anichebe, who else.

Ryan "Beaten up Puppy" Taylor

Carroll didn't punch it hard enough.

There's no reason for him to sell at all while being in the PL. All that TV-money and free advertising earns him too much money to just want to let go of it.

I just can't care what happens to the club as long as Ashley is in it. He can rot in the lower leagues for all the good it will do to him. That's how detached I've become from the club and I hate it.

Totally this. He's not well at all. No joke. Definitely is mentally ill. Can't tell fiction from reality anymore. Since he's not going to quit the club should relieve him from duty... which they're not going to do, the cruel bastards.