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So Bruno has been chatting with Pedro, and Isak has been chatting with Elanga. I wanna know who Tonali might be chatting to.

Better be so Leeds or whoever offer something concrete to him.

Joan Garcia sounds like an American TV talk show host from the 90's.

Hugo Barbet? But nah, I think you're likely right but that begs the question would he come to us about being messed about?

As I remember it, all the talk was about us signing him and then we got Isak so all the hype about him was smoke and mirrors. Same trick twice? In other news, Luke Edwards has confirmed there is no truth to us trying to sign Nantes goalkeeper Hugo Barbet. Maybe.

History lessons, Isak on the left and who will be our 9th choice keeper. Riveting couple of days on the transfer rumours front like edit: not a dig at you lot obvs, just sad at the lack of rumours

I don't they liked each other. Long time since I've read up on the Templar history though, where Broken Sword was my teacher

He has the surname of one of our outfield players so I've always disliked having him here, it kind of ruins the feng shui. Also, he's not exactly very good. Get rid.

In fairness to that mackem caller, I don't think he was right in what he said about us but he did immediately change the subject and start talking about his own team again. I'm giving props for that if nothing else.

On loan with Citeh paying his wages? Yeah, ok. I think the lad has come good from being a bit questionable in his earlier years. The full Jamie Tartt redemption cycle, if you will.

The comments on there were sickening like. "oooh he's a great bloke" etc. Nah, he was an ashley apologist and pardew arse licker. He can fuck right off.

He's my player of the season. Tonali is still young and will get those accolades but how often will Burn have the chance after the season he's just had?

Bleeding delightful reference

This "everyone's cup final" thing is a bit daft, cup finals are played at Wembley. They were more like "everyone's drawing a higher league team in a bigger stadium in a cup draw" for a bit until the novelty wore off.

Is it the one that's a bit fuzzy on the stripes on page 824? I reckon the blue is to match the name plate on the club badge, I much prefer a darker blue though. That collar though, is that a black U shape drawn on in Wordart to hide something underneath it?

Look, I know I was in football oblivion because of the ashley years, but I swear you lot just invent players into existence. Isn't Lee Kang from Mortal Kombat?

Better than knee hope

There's an arse to mouth machine?!?!?

Detroit City Logrolling

I was and then saw the typo in my post and now I'm back to feeling down again Should have read "suggestion". Dammit

I was feeling a little bit down this morning, read the pogba suggested and did a proper chortlesnort

Yay! But the top results on google, the likes of your Premier League, Sky Sports, BBC etc don't. Just wondered if this was like some sort of new rule or something.

It looks like online league tables no longer have the little "r" for relegated teams or "c" for champions anymore. Why?

Probably, but still didn't want him after smith, butt, obertan etc

I didn't want him because I don't want any more manu cast offs.