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Little bit

I mean, would I want to join a club that was only buying me out of spite?

Don't know who he is but he looks like he's had a mobile phone pushed in his face and told that he's being filmed for "your safety and for ours".

"Don't pass back, Elanga. Isak's away" On a run on goal that is, not to another club.

I had this thought, maybe we have some of our major signings done but we won't announce it until we have them all and have a mega press conference/event. I am aware this is unlikely due to all the moving parts and people involved, yet it gives me a crumb of hope that my faith is justified.

Chelsea should sign him.

The commentator from the wrestling? I don't he fits the age bracket.

Teddy seems like a reasonable enough poster like. He's not like the melts on RTG so I don't get why we give him pelters. He's just putting forward ideas about the club he supports. Usual banter I totally get obviously.

That Deluded twitter post Someone asked Grok to create a story about delusional Sunderland fan called “Narrow Lee”. Narrow Lee, a Sunderland diehard, was born in the shadow of the Stadium of Light, his heart pumping red and white. A delusional optimist, he’s convinced the 2025-26 Premier League return will see Sunderland dominate, especially against hated Newcastle United. Lee’s backstory includes wild tales: predicting a 5-0 derby win, claiming Enzo Le Fée is “Messi reincarnated,” and swearing he saw the ghost of Bobby Kerr bless the pitch. His pub rants about Newcastle’s “inevitable collapse” are legendary, though mates roll their eyes. Lee’s tattoo of the play-off final score (2-1 vs. Sheffield United) fuels his belief in miracles. Yet, whispers of relegation odds (2/5) don’t faze him—Narrow Lee lives for the dream, not stats.

Previous page mate.

I lived in Jarrow a few years back and often heard the name, but I wasn't sure if he was real or if it was some sort of local in-joke. That documentary was rather eye opening.

Who was the poster who used to be known as ITK on here, but then it was discovered they were just getting their stuff from a more credible ITK from another forum? It was quite the drama on here, as I recall.

I think Eddie Howe likes that Razor bloke who is always first on the press conferences and asks sensible questions.

The "T" is wonky. Completely fucking with my OCD

Meh, he masturbates to steve bruce. Not a fan.

Both massive Sandi Toksvig fans.

Sorry like, but I've always expected players in before pre-season for years. If they haven't signed by then (especially after a protracted saga) then I'm dubious about their commitment. Got burned by MO and I find it hard to trust anymore

I reckon that the Saudis are buying from our rivals at inflated prices so that when we do it the premier league can say fuck all about it. £200 million for Hayden. Job done.

Lol. I said what I said

Yep, I do this. I use this forum as a bullshit filter.

Bit pointless, they'll just hire him back in 18 months.

Read this as Christian Weston Chandler. I need to get off the internet for a bit.

Hence my part about having some truth, albeit skewed. Pretty sure it was the King's Island (or known as that). I didn't google it though, I'm just going off what I remember from my own knowledge.

Blaydon Races by GEORDIE Ridley? Oh yeah, totally a mackem anthem. They have some truth in what they say though, albeit skewed, as Blaydon was part of County Durham way back in the past.

To bastardize that quote; "I'd ask him if he wanted another blanket".